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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Don't let them know you can help them with their gadgets
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving -- Lace the mashed potatoes with Xanax.
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Make sure the only turkey at your #Thanksgiving is on the table and not one of your guests! #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving bringing my lil friend. Who's got something to say now bitches !! https://t.co/PT0ZzHq0j4
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Ok...if you really want a #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving. 1. Hotel. 2. If you are an "out." delay the sh^t out of everything. 3 Eat. No Talk.
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Avoid dirty dishes by simply throwing away Grandma’s fine china at the end of the night. #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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Stay clear of that person that is always negative. #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving I'm confused is this for people or turkeys?
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Take on pass on uncle Leatherface's baked ham. #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving choose the seat with a clear view of football on the TV
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving lots of alcohol, easier to drink by yourself than others because they don't come.
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving best to keep stuffing your face to avoid conversation with those family members you can't stand https://t.co/sJaJWMQqts
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Make sure you're never caught taking the last bit of mac n cheese People have been stabbed for less
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Turn on the oven before put inside the Turkey #SurvivalGuideToThanksGiving
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Wear a "Make America Great Again" hat with your suit. They will make you 'Lord of Turkeys'. Also eat stuffing.
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Keep your mouth shut, look away, don't answer a word! When in doubt drink!
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Can't discuss politics? Serve ethnic dishes and a rainbow cake to show solidarity for those Trump will hurt.
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Train for Black Friday (there can be only one!!!) #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving #blackfriday https://t.co/5dVJ6nONXj
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving have your gun ready for anyone who says "Make America Great Again" or "I'm With Her".
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving lots of wine and beer, and stay away from that one aunt that is a complete asshat.
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Dont tell Grandma her potatoes taste like shit.. #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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All the arguments happen in the living room or dining room. Stay in the kitchen. Maybe climb in a cupboard. #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving
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#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving 3) Remember, the green beans in a green bean casserole are just garnish. Eat the French's Onions, carefully.
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