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#ThingsEveryBoyWantsToHear I bought you a BMW for your birthday. I hope you enjoy it
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Okay fine, we can do birthday sex stuff on nights that aren't your bday. #ThingsEveryBoyWantsToHear
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I LOVE when you leave the toilet seat up #ThingsEveryBoyWantsToHear
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Oh my god, keep your money, you were so good #ThingsEveryBoyWantsToHear
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Your "jeans and a band t-shirt" look totally matches the amount of effort I put into my appearance. Take me now! #ThingsEveryBoyWantsToHear
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You've been invited to the United States Wizarding World #ThingsEveryBoyWantsToHear
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"They're = They are Their = belonging to There = place or position" *OMG SHE'S PERFECT* #ThingsEveryBoyWantsToHear
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Her: I'm more into casual dating with occasional f**king, you in? Me: I love you...��� #ThingsEveryBoyWantsToHear
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I built you a man cave with unlimited pizza so you can watch sports with your friends #ThingsEveryBoyWantsToHear
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#ThingsEveryBoyWantsToHear It's oké, family time is over now, you can go to Twitter.
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I'll go to my parents' dinner alone. You stay here and beat that high score on your game. #ThingsEveryBoyWantsToHear
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#ThingsEveryBoyWantsToHear Don't worry about it babe, I already took the garbage out
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#ThingsEveryBoyWantsToHear Kiss me again. Lower...lower...lower. Ahhh...right there
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#ThingsEveryBoyWantsToHear I don't like flowers
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#ThingsEveryBoyWantsToHear Congratulations on reaching adulthood and here is a perfectly adult present for you https://t.co/DTHvjmuZTc
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#ThingsEveryBoyWantsToHear It's oké, family time is over now, you can go to Twitter.
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#ThingsEveryBoyWantsToHear You define what it means to be a "man" for yourself. That's your own journey. No one elses.
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#ThingsEveryBoyWantsToHear naah, you shouldn't take a shower, I like your natural smell
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Of course you can have pizza for breakfast! #ThingsEveryBoyWantsToHear
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#ThingsEveryBoyWantsToHear I will not punish you for burning your sister's dolls.
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