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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad I really don't want to become like him
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I smoked weed in the house when you were out of town years that one time #ThingsIWontTellMyDad
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Both my mother and my grandmother are better parents than you when I was young #ThingsIWontTellMyDad
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad His music tastes suck
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Those bikers weren't just asking for directions #ThingsIWontTellMyDad
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad One day I nearly set the whole house on fire. He still thinks it was an attempted arson
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad How I Loathe My Brother And His Wretched Wife And Their Spoilt Sodding Kids! Oh, And Bloody Football! �⚽
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I used to pray you guys would divorce so you'd go away and I'd never have to see you again because you wouldn't care. #ThingsIWontTellMyDad
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad You're the worst father on the planet. Well it's not that I won't tell him. I just can't find him to tell him �
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#ThingsIWontTellMyDad When a child I was responsible for 90% of all destruction at our home
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