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686 tweets using #thingsnottodoatthezoo (page 3 of 23)
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Tell your friends you're going there to catch up with your family. #ThingsNotToDoAtTheZoo
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#ThingsNotToDoAtTheZoo Shoot innocent animals because of negligent parents �
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Miss the opportunity to murder someone and make it look like the wandered into the lion enclosure. #ThingsNotToDoAtTheZoo
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#ThingsNotToDoAtTheZoo whisper to random kids that their real father is a chimp
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#ThingsNotToDoAtTheZoo Take selfies while your kids climb into the gorilla pit.
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Mock the orangutans by showing them Trump memes #ThingsNotToDoAtTheZoo
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Use yourself as live bait to get the Cheetahs attention. #ThingsNotToDoAtTheZoo https://t.co/yWtLhTcLTw
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Miss the opportunity to murder someone and make it look like the wandered into the lion enclosure. #ThingsNotToDoAtTheZoo
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#ThingsNotToDoAtTheZoo fulfill your biggest dream Which is bestiality
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#ThingsNotToDoAtTheZoo start making bets on who wins: gorilla or shark and organize the battle
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#ThingsNotToDoAtTheZoo Taking your 700 lbs girlfriend along with you, she's totally gonna get jealous https://t.co/SFuHs2CMDd
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Paint your ass red and back it up to the gorilla cage. #ThingsNotToDoAtTheZoo
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#ThingsNotToDoAtTheZoo look at the lion eating the park keeper & quip ~ "Circle of life, mutherfucker"
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#ThingsNotToDoAtTheZoo Yelling "Animals! I'm Noah! When it starts raining, you better get out of those cages and find me!"
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#ThingsNotToDoAtTheZoo Taking your 700 lbs girlfriend along with you, she's totally gonna get jealous https://t.co/SFuHs2CMDd
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#ThingsNotToDoAtTheZoo put ur fingers in the enclosure the bird will bite you
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#ThingsNotToDoAtTheZoo find a lion cub, explain that the old one with a scar killed his dad, then put him in a cage with a wild pig
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Make eye contact with wolves, discuss politics. #ThingsNotToDoAtTheZoo
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Don't play hide n seek with chameleons (Them fckers cheat) #ThingsNotToDoAtTheZoo
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