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*playing inaudible tracks of dog whistles and bat calls #ThingsNotToDoAtTheZoo https://t.co/6ABynwA93j
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Shit in the monkey cage. The zookeepers know the difference. #ThingsNotToDoAtTheZoo
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#ThingsNotToDoAtTheZoo yell at the lion "Why did you kill Mufasa, you, dickhead!!!"
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Shit in the monkey cage. The zookeepers know the difference. #ThingsNotToDoAtTheZoo
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#ThingsNotToDoAtTheZoo stay quiet when you see a confined animal mind numbingly circle their enclosure
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#ThingsNotToDoAtTheZoo Causing controversy and making people brainstorming on whether gorilla's life's more valuable than a kid's life
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Discuss the philosophy of Kant with the elephants #ThingsNotToDoAtTheZoo
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#ThingsNotToDoAtTheZoo Shoot innocent animals because of negligent parents �
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#ThingsNotToDoAtTheZoo cover yourself in fake spiders and run around screaming that they've escaped. https://t.co/Nlw99wrPkI
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#ThingsNotToDoAtTheZoo Try to convince the elephants to get nose jobs.
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Blame the zookeepers for killing an animal that put a child in danger. I'd have shot that ape too. #ThingsNotToDoAtTheZoo
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#ThingsNotToDoAtTheZoo Leaving children at splatter zone. A shitty thing to do https://t.co/wy9Rf7lDej
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#ThingsNotToDoAtTheZoo selling drugs to Giraffes. They're already high. *Ba-dum-tss
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#ThingsNotToDoAtTheZoo loudly complain that there is no wifi here Chimps know the struggle
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#ThingsNotToDoAtTheZoo put some honey on your child's face in front of the bear cage.
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What would you do first? save your child or take a photo? #ThingsNotToDoAtTheZoo https://t.co/xnxjOdwuW2
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#ThingsNotToDoAtTheZoo Don't show the elephant your trunk. It really irritates them https://t.co/SAIziXy2N3
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#ThingsNotToDoAtTheZoo yell at the lion "Why did you kill Mufasa, you, dickhead!!!"
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Finally Decide To Wear Your Lady Gaga Inspired Meat Dress... #ThingsNotToDoAtTheZoo https://t.co/bpUUy6P6gL
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