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Donate sperm, blood, hair, ebay stuff, get 2 more jobs just to buy presents, and keep heat on. #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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Donate sperm, blood, hair, ebay stuff, get 2 more jobs just to buy presents, and keep heat on. #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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Dig xmas shit out of shed( fuck that buy new stuff) #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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Finish printing dick pic Christmas cards for Tweeps like @JaymeMcKenna #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas remind myself not to throat punch some über crazy christmas shopper https://t.co/MtOg6TMkRD
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas make sure I'm in the Pastor's good books again, otherwise the Sunday morning service could get awkward.
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas 1. Write some better jokes 2. Not be overconfident and assume that after 2 or 3 retweets that a tweet is blowing up
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas Wrap the presents I bought for myself so I have something to open.
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas cut with my girlfriend to save money... then in january I call her again
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas to see REAL Santa Real Santa is Black #blm
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas get some friends to celebrate the Christmas with �
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas Remember where i put that horrible sweater Aunt Jane gave me.
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Practice saying "Wow, thanks, I always wanted one of these!" until you can say it convincingly. #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas take down the front yard Halloween grave stones before Christmas Eve
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas get my landscape guy to trim my hedges before he goes back over the wall.
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas get my landscape guy to trim my hedges before he goes back over the wall.
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas take down the front yard Halloween grave stones before Christmas Eve
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas Remember where i put that horrible sweater Aunt Jane gave me.
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas 1. Write list of presents to get for friends/family 2. Forget list until Christmas Eve 3. Buy everything in a panic
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Superglue my trousers on so I don't get drunk and forget myself at the office Christmas party #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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