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#TVLifeLessonsILearned I will never win a Latin Grammy.
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Dont get attached to summer series... They are usually a failure or a 1 season deal #TVLifeLessonsILearned
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They can take our lives but they can never take our freedom #TVLifeLessonsILearned
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there's nothing wrong with consuming large amounts of coffee at all times of day #TVLifeLessonsILearned https://t.co/lz547…
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That im lucky to be alive. Every car flip on t.v leads to an explosion. My car must have been defective. #TVLifeLessonsILearned
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#TVLifeLessonsILearned Female law officers can run, climb walls
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You can make out with lipstick on, and BAM!! That shit just stays in place. Magic. #TVLifeLessonsILearned https://t.co/ZNTi5wwhEQ
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A beautiful girl can share a loft with 4 straight guys #TVLifeLessonsILearned #NewGirl https://t.co/uJYRrORhZ3
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#TVLifeLessonsILearned People will fall for your bullshit -- hook, line and sinker -- if you sing it in a jingle
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Children have many different heads as they grow up in long- running shows #TVLifeLessonsILearned
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#TVLifeLessonsILearned my chem teacher knows how to make meth
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#TVLifeLessonsILearned People only have money to buy expensive cars, during the holiday season.
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When ordering Brontosaurus ribs, get an order for each side of your foot-powered car #TVLifeLessonsILearned
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#TVLifeLessonsILearned that most women are turning more narcissistic
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The first person you suspect and interrogate is definitely not the one who did it. #TVLifeLessonsILearned
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'@realDonaldTrump taught me how to properly treat women by grabbing them by the pussy. Thanks #TrumpTransition #TVLifeLessonsILearned'
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Music really sets the mood. #TVLifeLessonsILearned
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If you find yourself lost in a strange prehistoricky land, watch out for rubbery zombie-like hissing lizard people! #TVLifeLessonsILearned
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#TVLifeLessonsILearned I will never learn Spanish,from watching Telemundo.
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You always know by the swelling music, that everything is working out just fine. #TVLifeLessonsILearned
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When she asks you to come up for coffee she's not interested in coffee at all #TVLifeLessonsILearned
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If somebody you know is murdered, the person no one ever expected did it And they're secretly Insane! #TVLifeLessonsILearned
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There is nothing wrong with my television set, and I must't attempt to adjust the picture. #TVLifeLessonsILearned #outerlimits
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#TVLifeLessonsILearned How to cook meth n launder money #Breakingbad N wigs, ass and rap is all it takes to make a black show #LoveNHipHop
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Never marry a wacky redhead named Lucy, she's a big ball of trouble! #TVLifeLessonsILearned
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There is not a better TV writer in the business than Aaron Sorkin. #TVLifeLessonsILearned
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Even though you're a broke girl,you can put on expensive dresses and make up. #TVLifeLessonsILearned
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Pack a whole wardrobe of elegant clothes if I head out on a three-hour boat tour. #tvlifelessonsilearned
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