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#wheniamonmyowni answer my home phone, hoping to forge a new friendship with the telemarketer on the other end.
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#WhenIAmOnMyOwnI practice hilarious hashtags. Is it sad? Yes. Do I care? Nah.
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#WhenIAmOnMyOwnI listen to the voices in my head have a full blown argument with each other
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#WhenIAmOnMyOwnI i am pretty sure the answer to this is always "masturbate". any other answer is either lying or done after masturbating.
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#WhenIAmOnMyOwnI practice hilarious hashtags. Is it sad? Yes. Do I care? Nah.
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#wheniamonmyowni pretend I'm social by posting on twitter/ Facebook/ instagram
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#wheniamonmyowni like to work on my dance routines. I put on some show!
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#WhenIAmOnMyOwnI sing 'All by myself' by Céline Dion and cry
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#WhenIAmOnMyOwnI call the police so they could check under my bed
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#WhenIAmOnMyOwnI wonder if I fart and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? �
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#WhenIAmOnMyOwnI walk around naked after a shower, realize the blinds are open and dart back into hall 2 giggle with my imaginary friend�
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#WhenIAmOnMyOwnI check the batteries on my #Fleshlight. It's one ugly son of a bitch. #Predator https://t.co/iYqudt1w9Y
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#wheniamonmyowni like to work on my dance routines. I put on some show!
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#WhenIAmOnMyOwnI think about all the witty comebacks that I could have made earlier in the day
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#WhenIAmOnMyOwnI will no longer be dictated to by the European Union ��
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#WhenIAmOnMyOwnI am never lonely... The voices in my head keep me company.
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#wheniamonmyowni answer my home phone, hoping to forge a new friendship with the telemarketer on the other end.
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#WhenIAmOnMyOwnI practice hilarious hashtags. Is it sad? Yes. Do I care? Nah.
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#WhenIAmOnMyOwnI ...first rule of "me time" is we don't talk about "me time"...
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#WhenIAmOnMyOwnI tend to some extensive personal grooming or "manscaping" as they say.
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