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237 tweets using #wrongthingstosayatawedding (page 3 of 8)
#WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding "These pretzels are making me thirsty!"
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#WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding *flips coin*
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CAVS WON CAVS WON CAVS WON Oh... shit, I forgot I was at your wedding... #WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding
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Damn, Cindy. If I met your sister before today, I woulda married her! #WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding
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She was my second choice. #WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding
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Priest:...speak now or forever hold your peace Me: (loudly)SHE'LL BE HOLDING HIS PIECE LATER TONIGHT.AM I RIGHT? #WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding
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GOLD DIGGER!! #WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding
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Oh, come on, like you *own* the right to wear a white dress! I happen to look better in white than you! #WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding
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How long is this going take, I have a hashtag game to play... #WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding
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I would like to propose a toast and propose that the bride get tested #WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding
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And I thought no one would marry him... #WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding
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Who wants to drop acid before the reception? What? You're Mormons? #WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding
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...speak now, or forever hold your peace... {lots of coughing...} #WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding
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#WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding wow...it is true...you really do look like brother and sister
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The bride looked great in her underwear last night #WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding
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"I would've made a much better flower girl" #WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding
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#WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding I object to this Union! I mean she's a vegan and he's all about meat
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#WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding I used to date the bride...and the groom...
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I thought u had the ring. #WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding
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#WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding I lost the ring
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#WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding Now, this is just me talking, but you might have done better becoming married before becoming parents...
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Shit I didn't know she was a cop (while giving the toast) #WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding
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The groom's still not officially divorced #WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding
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Marco!... #WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding
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Just to clarify, before we get married, I need you to sign here, here, and here! #WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding
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Call me after the divorce #WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding
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#WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding "Um, sorry, pal. I bit the head off of the groom on the cake. I thought it was like a chocolate rabbit."
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he slipped her the ring and she gave him the finger! #WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding
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Do you need me to take video of your first night as husband and wife? #WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding
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