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@bruciedublin   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#YouKnowYoureUnhealthyWhen Your fried cheese chicken slaps itself out of your hand.
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@bruciedublin   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#YouKnowYoureUnhealthyWhen your pedometer shows negative numbers.
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@jenn_abrams   ·  5 Sep 2016
#YouKnowYoureUnhealthyWhen you define Islam as the Religion of Peace https://t.co/iyTi4lnHn1
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@mr_clampin   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#YouKnowYoureUnhealthyWhen Wilford Brimley actually shows up at your house to hand you Diabeetus literature
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@mr_clampin   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#YouKnowYoureUnhealthyWhen you contemplate how long you have to lie in the same position in bed to call it yoga.
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@mr_clampin   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#YouKnowYoureUnhealthyWhen ... your last toe falls off and you can no longer wear flip-flops
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@mr_clampin   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#YouKnowYoureUnhealthyWhen you sweat bacon grease. - Delicious but unhealthy.
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@mr_clampin   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#YouKnowYoureUnhealthyWhen You have to give up your lucrative prostitution career because it's too much exercise.
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@mr_clampin   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#YouKnowYoureUnhealthyWhen I just don't have the energy not to quit you.
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@charlesjharper   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#YouKnowYoureUnhealthyWhen Your fried cheese chicken slaps itself out of your hand.
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@charlesjharper   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#YouKnowYoureUnhealthyWhen... You walk up upstairs on the phone, and they think you're masturbating because you're breathing so heavily.
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@charlesjharper   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#YouKnowYoureUnhealthyWhen I just don't have the energy not to quit you.
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@curtisbigman   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#YouKnowYoureUnhealthyWhen you contemplate how long you have to lie in the same position in bed to call it yoga.
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@catelinewatkins   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#YouKnowYoureUnhealthyWhen Wilford Brimley actually shows up at your house to hand you Diabeetus literature
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@catelinewatkins   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#YouKnowYoureUnhealthyWhen you contemplate how long you have to lie in the same position in bed to call it yoga.
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@catelinewatkins   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#YouKnowYoureUnhealthyWhen you say to the doctor: "Hit me with it doc... How many years have I got left?" & they say: "Years!? LOLZ!"
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@catelinewatkins   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#YouKnowYoureUnhealthyWhen the only vegetable in your diet is high fructose corn syrup.
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@catelinewatkins   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#YouKnowYoureUnhealthyWhen ... your last toe falls off and you can no longer wear flip-flops
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@catelinewatkins   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#YouKnowYoureUnhealthyWhen all you can tweet about is sweeping legs. :(
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@catelinewatkins   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#YouKnowYoureUnhealthyWhen I just don't have the energy not to quit you.
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@catelinewatkins   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#YouKnowYoureUnhealthyWhen you sweat bacon grease. - Delicious but unhealthy.
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@catelinewatkins   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#YouKnowYoureUnhealthyWhen your pedometer shows negative numbers.
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@catelinewatkins   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#YouKnowYoureUnhealthyWhen you have lots of great personality traits but your doctor calls them symptoms.
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@jasper_fly   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#YouKnowYoureUnhealthyWhen you say to the doctor: "Hit me with it doc... How many years have I got left?" & they say: "Years!? LOLZ!"
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@brightandglory   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#YouKnowYoureUnhealthyWhen you contemplate how long you have to lie in the same position in bed to call it yoga.
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@jasper_fly   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#YouKnowYoureUnhealthyWhen Wilford Brimley actually shows up at your house to hand you Diabeetus literature
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@jasper_fly   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#YouKnowYoureUnhealthyWhen you contemplate how long you have to lie in the same position in bed to call it yoga.
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@jasper_fly   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#YouKnowYoureUnhealthyWhen your daily exercise is a "your mom" and "Dude, Where's My Car?" joke.
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@jasper_fly   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#YouKnowYoureUnhealthyWhen you get your daily affirmation from Twitter. :(
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@jasper_fly   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#YouKnowYoureUnhealthyWhen your pedometer shows negative numbers.
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