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#WhenIAmOnMyOwnI practice hilarious hashtags. Is it sad? Yes. Do I care? Nah.
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#WhenIAmOnMyOwnI am never lonely... The voices in my head keep me company.
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#WhenIAmOnMyOwnI tend to some extensive personal grooming or "manscaping" as they say.
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#wheniamonmyowni answer my home phone, hoping to forge a new friendship with the telemarketer on the other end.
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Now, #WhenIAmOnMyOwnI have twitter to share the funny things I come up with.
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#WhenIAmOnMyOwnI I make conversation with the voices in my head, its hard because they're scary.
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#WhenIAmOnMyOwnI crank up music and sing the shit out of it. Because I can.
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#4WordGreatIdeas intermittent fasting shreds fat
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Build the wall. NOW! #4WordGreatIdeas
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#4WordGreatIdeas Turn off Fox News
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#MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words Ignore the camera. It's off...
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I think the condom broke. #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words
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Adolf Hitler did nothing wrong #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words
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#MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words And This Is My Monkey
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#MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words Jared this isn't really Ivanka
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#MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words That's it? It's so.....cute.
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#MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words....you gonna make them tacos
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Did you fart or me? #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words
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#MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words - I usually bang dead girls.
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Listen, I just got tested... #Makesexawkwardin5words
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I want my wedding to be exactly like the 'Helena' music video by My Chemical Romance #TweetsFrom10YearsAgo @midnight
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take it from me - home mortgage based bonds are the most secure investment ever... #TweetsFrom10YearsAgo @midnight
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About time someone put that damn pound sign to use! #TweetsFrom10YearsAgo @midnight
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IPA is about the worst of all beers. #TweetsFrom10YearsAgo @midnight
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I’m typing this on my flip phone! #TweetsFrom10YearsAgo
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