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@afuckinside   ·  6 Sep 2015
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@afuckinside   ·  6 Sep 2015
Have abnormal bodyhair growth #DumbGenieWishes
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@afuckinside   ·  14 Sep 2015
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident I don't have nor want a corporate sponsor to whom I will owe my soul http://t.co/8Dflvszv9B
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@afuckinside   ·  20 Sep 2015
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#AllWentWrongWhen our president forgot how to president http://t.co/xZINnWE8xB
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@afuckinside   ·  20 Sep 2015
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#AllWentWrongWhen became a teacher
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@afuckinside   ·  20 Sep 2015
#AllWentWrongWhen my toaster tried to kill me
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@afuckinside   ·  20 Sep 2015
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#AllWentWrongWhen I watched Harry Potter the first time
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@afuckinside   ·  20 Sep 2015
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#AllWentWrongWhen I realised the sign actually said "pilates" http://t.co/1zBXR2GBca
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@afuckinside   ·  20 Sep 2015
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@afuckinside   ·  20 Sep 2015
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#AllWentWrongWhen I got my gremlin wet
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@afuckinside   ·  20 Sep 2015
#AllWentWrongWhen twin towers were bombed
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@afuckinside   ·  20 Sep 2015
#AllWentWrongWhen I went to dance classes
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@afuckinside   ·  20 Sep 2015
#AllWentWrongWhen North Korea nuked South
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@afuckinside   ·  27 Sep 2015
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Knowing it's time bulk up for the long cold months ahead. #FallDepressionReasons http://t.co/OWl97avgat
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@afuckinside   ·  27 Sep 2015
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#FallDepressionReasons I can't sleep at night, cause I'm freezing http://t.co/j1XIG6WBzB
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@afuckinside   ·  27 Sep 2015
#FallDepressionReasons plans that weren’t unleashed
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@afuckinside   ·  27 Sep 2015
The end of the summer #FallDepressionReasons
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@afuckinside   ·  4 Oct 2015
Trying to find somebody to go with me #MyPreWorkOutRoutine
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@afuckinside   ·  9 Oct 2015
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#InKindergartenILearned that everyone graduates just for being cute. Now I can finally go back to kindergarten to graduate
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@afuckinside   ·  9 Oct 2015
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#InKindergartenILearned that the alphabet included the letters "L, M, N, O" and not just one letter called "elemino."
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@afuckinside   ·  9 Oct 2015
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My Bullshit Needs A Conduit #WhyITweetIn5Words
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@afuckinside   ·  9 Oct 2015
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#InKindergartenILearned orange is my favorite Skittles and Gummy Bear flavor. To this day I don't know why M&M's and crayons are color coded
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@afuckinside   ·  9 Oct 2015
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They make men do some really stupid things. #AFunFactAboutVaginas
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@afuckinside   ·  9 Oct 2015
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Guns In Walmart #RedneckIn3Words @midnight
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@afuckinside   ·  9 Oct 2015
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'@RelaxForReal @midnight Hey now, that's just being economical and eco friendly.'
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@afuckinside   ·  9 Oct 2015
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Chewing tobacco BJs #RedneckIn3Words @midnight
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@afuckinside   ·  9 Oct 2015
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Photos: Antti Niemi shuts out Penguins in first start with Stars \| @sportsdaydfw http://t.co/YaKJHUzRtr http://t.co/z6O9j4jVva
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@afuckinside   ·  9 Oct 2015
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#WhyITweetIn5Words Practice for real life interactions
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@afuckinside   ·  9 Oct 2015
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You can lose some crazy stuff up in there #AFunFactAboutVaginas
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@afuckinside   ·  9 Oct 2015
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Guys. For $99.99 + shipping & handling, you too could own "Clementine" and a fresh set of nightmares http://t.co/3rm1rmR2lZ
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