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Have X-Ray vision on Jehovah's witnesses #DumbGenieWishes
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#AllWentWrongWhen the GOP forgot all about a little thing called separation of church and state.
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Drinking unicorns #FallDepressionReasons
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#FallDepressionReasons winter is coming
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My car is broken #FallDepressionReasons
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#MyPreWorkOutRoutine farting
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#MyPreWorkOutRoutine pretending that I’m having a pre workout routine
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pretending dead #MyPreWorkOutRoutine
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#MyPreWorkOutRoutine taco bell
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I started twerking #ScareMeIn3Words
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I’m Kermit #ScareMeIn3Words
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Can't. Sharpening my teeth into fangs for Hallowe'en.
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Animal abuse rationalization (e.g., "People come first" or "They're JUST animals") #ScareMeIn3Words @Mr_Eichenberg http://t.co/ZbCplhumg3
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'@tlcprincess @googlygirl98 lol it's like a cat w 9 lives poor Blue��'
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My fantasy football team is so bad, I tied my opponent this week. His name is BYE.
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In Oprah's ear when she's napping by the pool. (She gets mad.) #BadPlacesToPutAPenis
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BREAKING: US Dentist Walter Palmer accused of killing Detroit Lions. @absrdNEWS
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