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#HowToLoseYourJob don't wear pants.
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#HowToLoseYourJob tell him Melania has hit the wall
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#HowToLoseYourJob -- Kick open doors in the office and scream, "This is Sparta!" https://t.co/Z9klHrozka
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#HowToLoseYourJob abuse your boss
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#HowToLoseYourJob Refuse to socialize with your boss and thus becoming their friend.
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Answering this tweet right now, if he walks in my office #HowToLoseYourJob
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#HowToLoseYourJob talk about it on Facebook
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#HowToLoseYourJob Wish your boss a happy Chanukah
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#HowToLoseYourJob Forget where to skip...
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#howtoloseyourjob Whenever the boss asks you to do something, Say "Do you know who I am?" and just stare at them. https://t.co/5FmO5p4pNP
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#HowToLoseYourJob Hang on. I'll tell you as soon as I'm done checking the newest uploads on Pornhub.
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3 words- naked customer service #HowToLoseYourJob
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Always complain that it's not your turn to make the coffee... even though you work at a Starbucks #HowToLoseYourJob
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#HowToLoseYourJob Being responsible for arranging an assassination attempt on your boss https://t.co/73ULp7rwBI
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#HowToLoseYourJob Give your friends free food or free merchandise when they visit your store
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Remember when your boss said "We want you to feel comfortable here"? #HowToLoseYourJob https://t.co/cwfSSkNLJ6
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Go full 1998 @steveaustinBSR on your boss. #HowToLoseYourJob
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#howtoloseyourjob Offer free mustache rides to all your customers/clients/co-workers. https://t.co/Ufscg9LDuX
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The Uber Driven Life #OneWordOffBooks @midnight
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The Cunt of Monte Cristo #OneWordOffBooks @midnight
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Eat, Pray, Shove #OneWordOffBooks @midnight
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Balls. #OneWordOffBooks @midnight
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#OneWordOffBooks How To Kill a Mockingbird @midnight
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The Art of the Denial #OneWordOffBooks @midnight
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#OneWordOffBooks The World According to AARP @midnight
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Trump and Prejudice #OneWordOffBooks @midnight
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Boner with the Wind #OneWordOffBooks @midnight
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#OneWordOffBooks @midnight The Old Man and the C-word
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#OneWordOffBooks @midnight The Mouse and Unicycle
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You're freedom is important to us, please wait for the next available president #RejectedStatueOfLibertySigns
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