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#MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words damn why my shit itchin
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#MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words wrong hole? it's close enough xD
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#MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words Ring? Sorry, that's my watch..
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You're too tight, I'll push! #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words
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How much do you charge? #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words
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#MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words Assumed you used birth control
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#MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words Crazy Glue instead of lube
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Damn my battery just died #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words
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Let's use sexual intercourse technics that I learned from watching episodes of Law and Order: Special Victims Unit #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words
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These new iPhones suck, they'll never catch on! #TweetsFrom10YearsAgo @midnight
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I'm trying to decide on the Geo or the Saturn. #TweetsFrom10YearsAgo @midnight
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'@midnight iPhone will never replace blackberry #TweetsFrom10YearsAgo'
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Who's ever gonna buy a smartphone? #TweetsFrom10YearsAgo @midnight
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Hello, is this thing on? @midnight #tweetsfrom10yearsago
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'@midnight What the heck is a smoke monster #TweetsFrom10YearsAgo'
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MySpace will take over social media! #TweetsFrom10YearsAgo @midnight
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A black President? That'll never happen in my lifetime. #TweetsFrom10YearsAgo @midnight
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Hope Transformers is going to be as good as the cartoon... #TweetsFrom10YearsAgo @midnight
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This iPhone is perfect! No doubt the LAST phone I will ever have to buy!#TweetsFrom10YearsAgo @midnight
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I wish I had friends like Jared from Subway @midnight #TweetsFrom10YearsAgo
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We can't elect a worse president than this 10 years from now. #TweetsFrom10YearsAgo @midnight
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This crappy Superman movie will never recover @midnight #TweetsFrom10YearsAgo
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Justin Bieber just might be the next Justin Timberlake OMG!!! #TweetsFrom10YearsAgo
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YouTube is pretty cool. #TweetsFrom10YearsAgo @midnight
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Alicia Stickey Keys @midnight #RobotHipHop
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Was looking for a robot song in my arsenal but found a robot artist. @MegaRan Look him up. #RobotHipHop https://t.co/nYD5PiJ3h5
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