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Even when I have my phone's brightness all the way down it's still way too bright at night
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#GoodReasonsToStartDating Someone has to shave my neckbeard and fedora, and it ain't gonna be me.
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Star Wars has me fstw
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#GoodReasonsToStartDating I find fewer excuses to go outside lately other than work.
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Did I miss the call for the national guard in Oregon? I recall them in Ferguson and Baltimore. #OregonUnderAttack
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Thanks @DStv_Kenya @Atanasi_ @johnstonevusena @Marouganda for being top engaged community members this week :) (via https://t.co/hbKaCoVvaT)
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Another victim in a victimless crime
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#TheOnlyThingMissingWas my pants. Your guess is as good as mine @HashtagAfterDrk
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#GoodReasonsToStartDating - Disney stars reckon that if we believe in ourselves anything is possible. I want to test that theory.
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#MyNewYearStartedWith champagne
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Don't get me started on judgmental chocolate bars... https://t.co/uuzcSa6oh9
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#OregonUnderAttack these Bundy boys just wanna break outta the women's shoes selling chains that has in slaved their cousin Al
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#OregonUnderAttack maybe the reason these guys aren't getting the media coverage is that they would use it as a recruiting tool��
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#MyNewYearStartedWith being at work. And I haven't left yet. Really. I work a 72 hour shift.
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Saw a body in my dates trunk and I think she's prettier than me :(
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'@monday_mayhem @NoompsyDahling @BadRonen #My4WordMotto I report & block harrassers. @The_TTF @hdtorch @ANGRYref'
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#MyNewYearStartedWith 'sorry I've broke this dish'
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#MyNewYearStartedWith broken wine glasses
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"If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!" - Demetri Martin
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In Dana White's new reality show, he travels the country to look for someone to postpone CM Punk's UFC debut @MMARoasted
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We've voted for @bbcstrictly to win @OfficialNTAs! Let's give them the sparkly glitterball they deserve! Vote here https://t.co/d9BVrVNavk
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mood: aim and ignite ❤️
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#IStayedOnTwitterTooLong & the cleaning crew kicked me out of the bathroom
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