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What if the apocalypse happened in 2012 and we are just don't know we're dead? #MyDoomsdayPlans
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Sittin at the lake fishin with a lip in and a beer. #MyDoomsdayPlans
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So, I'd try smth I've never tried yet #MyDoomsdayPlans
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I'm going to a small island, and setting up walls #MyDoomsdayPlans
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Tell my boss what I really think #MyDoomsdayPlans
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I'm free #MyDoomsdayPlans
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I would break my promises! #MyDoomsdayPlans
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Eat bread, poop toasts #DumbGenieWishes
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#BUT - #POPE CALLS ON EVERY #EUROPEAN PARISH TO TAKE IN ONE #MIGRANT FAMILY #SyriaCrisis http://t.co/pbSmvngAuC http://t.co/3fe1appl4e
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#MyDeathWillLikelyInvolve millions of chocolate bars
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#ThingsWeAlwaysHate your cat
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SPOILERS! I HATE SPOILERS!!! #ThingsWeAlwaysHate
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Whae KFC wings are not as hot as you wanted #ThingsWeAlwaysHate
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#AllWentWrongWhen I decided to act like an adult
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#AllWentWrongWhen Will killed his dog in I am legend
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#AllWentWrongWhen I got noticed by students at school
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#AllWentWrongWhen My cat took a dump in my GF's shoes
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#AllWentWrongWhen Everyone decided to vote for Trump just for fun
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#AllWentWrongWhen my friends told me "Come on, it's gonna be fun!". Everytime!
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#AllWentWrongWhen my mom bought a sensor mobile phone
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#AllWentWrongWhen I heard drakes verse on "lose my mind"
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#AllWentWrongWhen I attacked Soviet Union
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I can resist making 36 trump jokes and 132 political statements per day. #ThingsIHaveGoingForMe
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