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#HowToLoseYourJob " How was I to know she was with the Russians too" ? @GenMikeFlynn
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#HowToLoseYourJob Get caught with your fingers in the till Get caught Robbing with Dave "The Till" Jennings
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#HowToLoseYourJob Show up on your onesie and fall asleep on the floor
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#howtoloseyourjob keep asking your boss if his wife is coming in.
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#HowToLoseYourJob log on to the website and change the opening hours so you can have a lie in
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Remember when Hillary was the "corrupt" candidate?
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#HowToLoseYourJob send dick pics instead of reports
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Anytime a customer asks for their change tell them that we could all use a little change, segue into singing All-Star #howtoloseyourjob
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#HowToLoseYourJob play hashtag games with @GiselleEvns instead of working
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Throw all the clothes on the floor and refuse to clean #HowToLoseYourJob
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#HowToLoseYourJob Give your friends free food or free merchandise when they visit your store
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#HowToLoseYourJob Ask to be paid what men are paid.
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'@jackcarrwashere #HowToLoseYourJob report these texts to POTUS as acting AG.'
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#HowToLoseYourJob, go on 4chan and accidentally saw NSFW content.
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#HowToLoseYourJob Tell your dad, Donald, that you DIDN'T vote for him
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#HowToLoseYourJob Talk politics in front of corporate bigwigs
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#HowToLoseYourJob forgetting to put your flask back in your purse
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#howtoloseyourjob Start an office pool where whoever does the least amount of work wins. Win the pool.
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