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@ashleysimpsn   ·  17 Sep 2015
#MyDeathWillLikelyInvolve rash decisions
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@ashleysimpsn   ·  20 Sep 2015
#AllWentWrongWhen I learned I would never be mother. 'Get over it, Martin,' - my friend said
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@ashleysimpsn   ·  20 Sep 2015
#AllWentWrongWhen my parents said I'm an adopted child
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@ashleysimpsn   ·  20 Sep 2015
#AllWentWrongWhen I have drunk another shot
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@ashleysimpsn   ·  20 Sep 2015
#AllWentWrongWhen I spent my salary during weekends
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@ashleysimpsn   ·  20 Sep 2015
#AllWentWrongWhen I accidently phoned my crush
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@ashleysimpsn   ·  27 Sep 2015
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@ashleysimpsn   ·  27 Sep 2015
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#FallDepressionReasons phobia of pumpkins reaches a fever pitch.
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@ashleysimpsn   ·  27 Sep 2015
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#FallDepressionReasons My beard is not hipster enough http://t.co/bvpDeYzuOG
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@ashleysimpsn   ·  27 Sep 2015
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@ashleysimpsn   ·  27 Sep 2015
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@ashleysimpsn   ·  27 Sep 2015
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Having to get up when it's dark outside #FallDepressionReasons
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@ashleysimpsn   ·  27 Sep 2015
#FallDepressionReasons It's my birthday, and I hate my birthday http://t.co/xv70ytEZib
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@ashleysimpsn   ·  4 Oct 2015
I’m making soup #MyPreWorkOutRoutine
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@ashleysimpsn   ·  4 Oct 2015
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@ashleysimpsn   ·  4 Oct 2015
#MyPreWorkOutRoutine COFFEE!COFFEE!COFFEE!
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@ashleysimpsn   ·  11 Oct 2015
#IGotNobelPrizeFor Internet fighting for rights http://t.co/4BZAd5JWoY
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@ashleysimpsn   ·  11 Oct 2015
#IGotNobelPrizeFor the efforts to find a peaceful solution to the conflict with myself
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@ashleysimpsn   ·  11 Oct 2015
#IGotNobelPrizeFor being an adult. I payed my bills myself for the first time
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@ashleysimpsn   ·  11 Oct 2015
#IGotNobelPrizeFor peace on earth. I washed the dishes myself
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@ashleysimpsn   ·  25 Jan 2016
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#mondaymotivation Its Tuesday Tomorrow ��
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@ashleysimpsn   ·  25 Jan 2016
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You come across some strange posts on twitter at 6am.
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@ashleysimpsn   ·  25 Jan 2016
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@ashleysimpsn   ·  25 Jan 2016
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#5WordsForAFriend @darksidedeb Nothing beats your fun banter. ☺️���
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@ashleysimpsn   ·  25 Jan 2016
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#MentalIllnessMakesMe Talk to Myself
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@ashleysimpsn   ·  25 Jan 2016
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I'm 65% sure I'm gonna come down with a case of the Mondays
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@ashleysimpsn   ·  1 Feb 2016
#ItTurnedAwkwardWhen I got drunk and thought I can sing
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@ashleysimpsn   ·  1 Feb 2016
#ItTurnedAwkwardWhen I said I don't like 1D
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@ashleysimpsn   ·  1 Feb 2016
#ItTurnedAwkwardWhen I realized Jesus can’t drive
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@ashleysimpsn   ·  28 Mar 2016
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#ToBeHonestIJust turned into a magical flying cat
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