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awesome!! https://t.co/FQppfBbcK6
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Drop that Xbox, man!
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I think that this video is a Bachelor party http://t.co/yOm7rpmjd0
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I like the word 'indolence'. It makes my laziness seem classy.
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he just wants to feel pretty �� http://t.co/FiOxAFm6nZ
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lost my favourite shirt, I'm upset �
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�Like If a You Can Do This� �EL!TE Returns� �Not Posting Daily� #PeopleareAwesome #Dunk #beelite https://t.co/zQwqwy9o8W
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Work your hardest. 2) Dream your biggest. 3) Be your greatest.
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BBQ sauce
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Obama gets the crowd laughing http://t.co/7w0A75oStM
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cool now get a hair cut http://t.co/Sc9dAKC9O2
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Think, think, think, think. I'm thinking about what to think about. –Pooh
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shitty day.I'd better be going home
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I'm a girl. I cry for stupid boys. My room is a mess. Sometimes music is my only friend. I'm not perfect. I will never be. But I'm me.
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oh wait…what just happened?? https://t.co/UKfcJGdKgR
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No other shotgun rider, sitting right beside me, listening to the radio #TimMcGraw
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Nooooooo! https://t.co/XWkg4db6gb
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Changing hurts me sometime, but not changing kills me alive. – Teddy Lauren #ff
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https://t.co/29JCkMziAY hillarious)
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When my teacher complain about me coming late to class
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No one is free, even the birds are chained to the sky.
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Women can fake an orgasm, but men can fake an entire relationship. – Sharon Stone
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Get in the car, hit the pedal once!
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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We need to see that anger is never any use in solving problems, but that patience and compassion are helpful.
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OMG, fun) http://t.co/LUrIJSsnGG
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My real friends never hearin' from me rude stuf
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If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween.
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Sometimes people with the best intentions don't realize how racist they seem.Accidental Racism ,Will Make You Cringe
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« The secret of all victory lies in the organization of the non-obvious. » Marcus Aurelius
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