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#FakeTaxFacts your refund depends on your age. If you're 100, you get 100 times your original refund.
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Smearing feces on your tax form will get you a long Caribbean vacation! #FakeTaxFacts https://t.co/L8jsx3EIWq
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'- Individual Income Tax Rate (Maximum) - Cayman Islands : 13,3% California : 0%...� #FakeTaxFacts'
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The ticks in your man bun can be claimed as dependents. #FakeTaxFacts
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#FakeTaxFacts @BillCosby uses his drugs as a recreational write off.
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If you had cosmetic surgery last year, I'm sorry but you cannot write it off, unless you were way ugly at the start. #FakeTaxFacts
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Animals have plans on how they spend their tax refund by creating a pie chart. #FakeTaxFacts https://t.co/88rNT0mr1P
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#FakeTaxFacts #3 US Top Trending Hashtag 1:29P EDT Hashtag Origin: @HashFakeFacts & Friends
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US Top Trending Hashtags 1:32P EDT #2 #ItsTimeToThrowOut with @HashtagSirens #3 #FakeTaxFacts with @HashFakeFacts
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If someone invites you to their immaculate, tidy home and says "sorry about the mess", run. They have killed before and they will kill again
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Relationship status: I'm eating cheese for dinner...again
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'@TnGovern @VABVOX @sherrilee7 @frodofied @NYDailyNews @chucktodd She acts more like his caregiver than his wife. Jeez.'
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#IWouldPodcastA show as an expose on the Junk Science behind the Buttered Toast on a Cat Paradox. https://t.co/vLLJOUewaz
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'@SusanDanzig219 @VABVOX @sherrilee7 @frodofied @NYDailyNews @chucktodd Jane said 9 am was too early to be asking Bernie questions! What???'
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#HillaryPickUpLines Don’t you want to try my cakes?
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I'll be your superhero!!! #HillaryPickUpLines
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I’m a liar #HillaryPickUpLines
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Is your favourite movie 'For A Few Dollars More'? Cause if it is, then I'm the woman with no name!! #HillaryPickUpLines
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My private servers are full of nudes, just saying. #HillaryPickUpLines
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The last Clinton gave me bad taste in my mouth- Monica #HillaryPickUpLines
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Don't let past relationships in life ruin your future happiness. Scars remind us of where we've been, not where we are going.
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Wanna come up to my place and see my cattle futures? #HillaryPickUpLines
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#HillaryPickUpLines Is that a stain on your dress or was he just pleased to see you ?
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