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#MakeBaseballExciting replace balls with drones. Add laser beams while your at it.
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Can. Not. Unsee.* *said in Christopher Walken's voice
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#MyAddictionsIn5Words Prozac Music Twitter Writing Whining about writing
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A complete idiot has apparently hijacked Rupert Murdoch's Twitter account. https://t.co/weETCnEw92
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'@lizs_heart Liz, you're far too kind to my silly little TL � thank you.'
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'@ShutUpAmanda Let me guess Phil Collins, Making models of Lady Gaga out of matchsticks and extreme fishing? Help is there if you want it.'
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And here come the vultures: "Intoxicated man" robbed at Clark and Newport. #Wrigleyville #RobTheW #ChicagoScanner
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The main ingredient in sushi is apparently fish, which I gather is a sort of aquatic ham. This country is just pleading to be conquered.
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'@one_ring_77 @midnight my brother and I did that during gym class....we weren't allowed to have baseball bats after that'
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Pretty sad when the most interesting thing to happen in your town was a ufo sighting
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Not now, depression. It's anxiety's turn.
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#InKindergartenILearned sometimes parents forget to pick up their kids after school �
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#InKindergartenILearned that it's way cooler to pull your pants down all the way when using the urinal.
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Please stop posting inspirational crap. If I wanted to be inspired, I'd drop acid.
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#AFunFactAboutVaginas they're bigger on the inside, like a sticky Tardis ((sticky??))
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#InKindergartenILearned how different I was to other kids and it made me happy......and a bit murdery and cannibally http://t.co/DrpEUty3Y9
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'@RelaxForReal @midnight Oh, fuck, this one hit a little close to home.'
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