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The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5'7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone
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That, sir, depends on whether I embrace your mistress or your politics.
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I'll sail away, it's time to leave
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took my heart #dumb
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If one does not know to which port one is sailing, no wind is favorable.
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«Success is often achieved by those who don’t know that failure is inevitable.» #CocoChanel
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cause I'm t.n.t #smart
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cause i'm a problem child #pretty
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«If what you are doing is not moving you towards your goals, then it’s moving you away from your goals.» #BrianTracy
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the animals I've trapped have all become my pets
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Great encapsulation about why #Sienfeld is the best TV show ever
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did someone break your heart inside?
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and you ask me why i like to play #beautiful
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Well I play my acts, honey
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Baby please just tell me how we ever went so wrong #RAP
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when the band said goodnight #alone
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Here's a very good rule of thumb in politics: losing begets losing.
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do u know what's worth fighting 4, when it's not worth dying 4?
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“A lot of times, people don’t know what they want until you show it to them.” #SteveJobs
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i'm a right out of controller #love
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locked in a cage #world
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i'm a problem child, and i'm wild #lonely
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