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Please stop posting inspirational crap. If I wanted to be inspired, I'd drop acid.
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#InKindergartenILearned that it's way cooler to pull your pants down all the way when using the urinal.
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#InKindergartenILearned how different I was to other kids and it made me happy......and a bit murdery and cannibally http://t.co/DrpEUty3Y9
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#AFunFactAboutVaginas they're bigger on the inside, like a sticky Tardis ((sticky??))
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#NotSureYouRealizeThat you should find a job. You're 40.
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#NotSureYouRealizeThat you're just a tiny little living being in a huge Universe that's dying
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#IGotNobelPrizeFor being a moron
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#IGotNobelPrizeFor being laid finally
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I � happy, goofy Eli.
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What do you use more often? #UnwrittenDMRules
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'@emily_the_gray no way!'
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'@rudraraakshas @CurtisTyJones1 poor kitty'
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'@Haymaker710 surprising!'
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'@emily_the_gray sleep is for weakness�'
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#WhenThe90sHad so good music that you can't stop dancing
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