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Come up with ingenious Elf on the Shelf ideas that I think no one else has thought of. But they have. #ToDoListBeforeChristmas https://t.co/kIspU7VIdi
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Tell the children we've changed religion and no longer celebrate Christmas. Thanks to @Conservatives #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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1. Watch *A Christmas Story* 2. Quote from the movie all year. #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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They want a recount now, pahrumpapumTrump, rupapumpum. #AuditTheVote
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'@theclobra Shakira: I'm a bitch with punchlines and flow btw Empire is mine'
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas stop making resolutions I am not going to follow
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas Keep a running tally of how many times my sister calls to ask if the gift she sent me has arrived yet!�
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas Buy some of that newfangled Wrapping Music.
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas Get left at home by Parents, booby trap the house. And fight a bunch of dim-witted buglers. And do this https://t.co/42hdhfke3x
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#ToDoListBeforeChristmas Note all the gift exchanges that you're involved in... note the budget Book a holiday to Iceland and just go!
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Horde as much alcohol as possible Drink all of it at the family x-mas dinner Black out It's like u were never there #ToDoListBeforeChristmas
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#MrRobot #TVSeries #USANetwork Tales from a Red Wheelbarrow Part 8: Reynaldo - https://t.co/jidCfc71tF #SNRTG @samesmail https://t.co/RSGVtKDzT0
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#TerrorTuesday @LethalLabproj @johnotnofx @Bikini_Doll3 @laughingSkull59 @zombieRiot @macist34 @rareleap @Howler1934 @vicM5...�����
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Can we stop talking about Karma like it's a real thing? Sometimes bad people get their comeuppance, but sometimes they also become President
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'@kittykrumley @laughingskull59 @propapergirl @CrashTagsFun #MyEyepatchhides my acute anterior uveitis. Pretty gnarly https://t.co/VgREvc5W4Y'
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I'm more popular than the Beatles and Jesus combined! #ProbableTrumpsTweets
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You can talk about my hair or my smoking hot daughter but the size of my hands is where I draw the line! #ProbableTrumpsTweets
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My inauguration song if from one of my favorite Albums ..Pink Floyd The Wall.. #ProbableTrumpsTweets
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#ProbableTrumpsTweets I have nominated a Nigerian prince as my Secretary of the Treasury. He was brought to my attention by an email. Win!
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Godzilla just attacked NY! I swam out and kicked his ass bigly! Already defending our country. #WhoNeedsFacts #ProbableTrumpsTweets
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