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#Idrunforpresidentif you get rid of Congress. Always trying to keep me down. And, some corruption, please. Guy gotta eat.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I wasn't so irresponsible with my kids. And I don't even have kids. Anymore.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf we could dictate which TV shows gets cancelled and which don't.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I'd known you didn't need integrity, experience, skill, or charisma
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#FF my distant timezone tweeps! @thatrebelgirl8 @WhatSheSaid_91 @KeshaTedder @Eezeebee101 https://t.co/SrWMGGwK0m
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This is Stephan. He just wants to help. 13/10 such a good boy https://t.co/DkBYaCAg2d
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The Dunkin Donuts voiceover guy just emphasized the first syllable in the word "applicable" and now I have to file a formal complaint..
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Why would I #DumpStarWars because of an anti-Trump message? I'm a reviewer so it's my duty to see the movie no matter what! #RogueOne
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Sunday service from January 3, 2016 https://t.co/YTY15Yz8Py photo: Rose @500px https://t.co/3QdisjYHb9 https://t.co/whuT8f8tiy
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Rumors swirling that Rogue One plot actually tells the story of Donald Trump grabbing Chewbacca's hairy crotch without consent #DumpStarWars
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#MoustacheABand TOP TEN LIST #SaturdaySchmooze @HashtagRoundup https://t.co/9Eg0soJ2pS https://t.co/jAe9MDmfNO
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Romans 7 \| Upbuilding Discourses https://t.co/Kk09vHmmVj photo: Rose @500px https://t.co/3QdisjYHb9 https://t.co/gI9yo9egXg
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#My2017Resolution Don't wink at people you just met, *Winks* Umm here is your coffee Mr.Smooth
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#My2017Resolution Get a takeaway deliviered in the rain and not say "Thanks, Have a good night" to the soaked person like a dick
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#My2017Resolution To follow til 1 month and then back on track on your ruined life.
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#My2017Resolution cut down on alcohol calories more crystal light and vodka .(no calories)
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#My2017Resolution Have someone pull up in a muscle car beside me, Give me a thumbs up and say "Looking smooth" We both have beards
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Avoid human interaction as much as possible. #My2017Resolution @WorldOfHashtags
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#My2017Resolution To celebrate.... And then buy it back a week later...
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