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'@WorldOfHashtags print out 401k statements in a larger font so your balance looks bigger #2017SurvivalTips'
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#2017SurvivalTips Steal Cattle and hide them underground until they give birth to unmarked cattle. Put marked dead cattle in the freezer.
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#2017survivaltips Drink when you're thirsty. Eat when you're hungry. Don't wear socks with sandals.
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#2017SurvivalTips don't kill people (but you can if you really need it lol)
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#InsultingMovies Shitty Shitty Bang Bang
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#InsultingMovies that's how Zack and Miri made a porno? So vanilla. Where's the DP, DA, DV, BBC gang bang bukake endin…
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Smart and smarter #InsultingMovies
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#InsultingMovies The Dark Knight Rises except it's just Bruce Wayne looking into the camera and telling you to go fuck yourself
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How to sublimate your body language https://t.co/HAA0uX87pR #WhatIWouldTellA15YearOldMe #InsultingMovies #ThingsThatComeFromFlorida
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Don't fall for the band with the five funny looking dudes they are gradually gonna ruin your life #WhatIWouldTellA15YearOldMe
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#WhatIWouldTellA15YearOldMe Jacob Sartorius will be the next king of pop.
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Clorox is the answer. #WhatIWouldTellA15YearOldMe
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#WhatIWouldTellA15YearOldMe Enjoy everyday because the years go by so fast.
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Youth club is not a place to teepee ... neither is tedco metro ! #WhatIWouldTellA15YearOldMe
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#WhatIWouldTellA15YearOldMe Dude never fall in love . it hurts
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#WhatIWouldTellA15YearOldMe he likes you too. And it will lead you down a 5 year rabbit hole of kak
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Think things will get better? Well you're wrong buddy!
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Relax babe #WhatIWouldTellA15YearOldMe
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#IHaveADreamThat I will someday control more wealth than half the population of the world.
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#IHaveADreamThat no one will have to go to sleep cold and/or hungry at night. We can all make it happen
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#IHaveADreamThat Warner gives up and sale all the DC franchise to Disney and fix them all and gave us a movie call Avengers v Justice League
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#IHaveADreamThat I can buy a small flat in London. Sorry. I know that's INSANE.
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#IHaveADreamThat I forgot my homework, but why would I have homework, I'm in my mid- twenties and no longer in middle school?
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#IHaveADreamThat we put more effort into helping young women see real beauty: these social constructs of ideal perfection are destructive!
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