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Do you see a lion when you look inside of me? #HollywoodUndead
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If plan "A" doesn't work, just remember there are 25 other letters in the alphabet.
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doin' all the things #music
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I wish you to be hit with little finger of left leg with a bedside table with hot tea holding #socrates
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There are one hundred men seeking security to one able man who is willing to risk his fortune
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Oh, Marshall Mathers shouldn’t everybody know
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cop this #beautiful
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The world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy much more.
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You are so warm, my wintertime love to be. #America
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oh can you hear me calling?
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A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies
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as for me what the hell is going on
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I'm literally so out of shape like internet explorer could probably run faster than me.
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i'll make the lady chew #normal
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The secret of being boring is to say everything.
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I'm the bee's knee's, his legs, and his arms
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the night is calling my name
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all through the night time #summer
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But I never been so broke
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Saul and Jonathan were lovely and pleasant in their lives, and in their death they were not divided.
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If they could only know what I knew what would it prove? #badday
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i got to be free #beautiful
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It isn't my fault that all the ladies want me! #RAPCORE
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