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@candeychaney   ·  9 Jun 2016
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'@TimKcomic Haha vote Trump and enjoy the show, folks. I am not afraid of Donald Trump. Trump is nutty but Hillary Clinton is DIABOLICAL.'
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@candeychaney   ·  20 Jun 2016
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I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions. - Augusten Burroughs #quote
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@candeychaney   ·  20 Jun 2016
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Join me &@47young1 for The Katt Funny Tag, today at 2pm LA/5pm NY/10pm LN On the @HashtagRoundup app! � https://t.co/eg3AeqX4QR
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@candeychaney   ·  20 Jun 2016
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It was a nice day for white wedding. #WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding
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@candeychaney   ·  20 Jun 2016
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@candeychaney   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding Oh, this is a wedding? I thought we were here to sacrifice a virgin to the sun god.
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@candeychaney   ·  20 Jun 2016
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A toast! To my mother in law! The hot piece of ass my hot piece ass takes after! #WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding
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@candeychaney   ·  20 Jun 2016
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@candeychaney   ·  20 Jun 2016
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You know ... People don't really HAVE to get married these days. #WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding
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@candeychaney   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause I forgot to feed my pet before work
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@candeychaney   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause I fought the law and the law won
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@candeychaney   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause everybody needs a lawyer
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@candeychaney   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause joking with a police officer about having a concealed gun is "no laughing matter".
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@candeychaney   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause I'm always in trouble
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@candeychaney   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause my colleagues are going to vote for Hillary but I don't support them
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@candeychaney   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause I've misinterpreted till death us do part! Not even my wedding!
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@candeychaney   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#addcoffeeimproveasong Hello darkness, my old friend https://t.co/nsxfGbNOtK
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@candeychaney   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause I ate at whole foods in the last six months
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@candeychaney   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause facebook keeps on blocking my posts
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@candeychaney   ·  20 Jun 2016
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Got My Grind Set On Brew #AddCoffeeImproveASong
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@candeychaney   ·  20 Jun 2016
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'@DanaGeezus #INeedALawyerBecause I'm about to play monopoly with my best friends'
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@candeychaney   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause it turned out I can't protect my freedom while naked��
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@candeychaney   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause Trump's haircut is better than mine
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@candeychaney   ·  20 Jun 2016
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@candeychaney   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause I raised the roof a little too high this weekend.
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@candeychaney   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause they know what I did last summer.
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@candeychaney   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause I wanna sue Dove coz they said intense repair but I m still broken.
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@candeychaney   ·  20 Jun 2016
#INeedALawyerBecause I was tweeting while driving
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@candeychaney   ·  20 Jun 2016
#INeedALawyerBecause My doctor told me it was a colonoscopy
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@candeychaney   ·  20 Jun 2016
#INeedALawyerBecause my neighbours are too noisy while cutting grass on their backyard
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