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#IdRunForPresidentIf your mom liked me
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#IdRunForPresidentIf nobody would compare me to Hillary AwkwardPantsuits Clinton
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I didnt have to release my taxes and could sit on twitter all day while the press bowed down to me for better ratings �
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I were a rich man, digga digga deedle diddy diddle dum. https://t.co/Twxb2Jj2H6
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could keep my twitter set as private so only a select few knew what I was tweeting about instead of millions.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf i could make the white house the starting point in a real life version of the game of life "Bang aide lose 5000k"
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could desolve the house and senate. As Emperor i don't need all these people telling me what i can and can't do.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could change the national anthem to Shadow Moses, or something. �
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#IdRunForPresidentIf AMERICANS WEREN'T LARGELY SO FUCKING STOOPID #PresidentOfAmericaTheCoasts #WorldOfHAshtags
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could just "walk for president", in fact, "sitting for president" would be more my kind of candidacy.
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I pledged allegiance to the flag every morning inside an internment camp. I would never burn one, but I'd die to protect the right to do so. https://t.co/O5ecSQkyC2
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#FF my distant timezone tweeps! @thatrebelgirl8 @WhatSheSaid_91 @KeshaTedder @Eezeebee101 https://t.co/SrWMGGwK0m
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This place in SoCal serves ice cream in spaghetti form https://t.co/jKM7PrGqgR
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'@Jarmadillos he has ripped people arms from their sockets for less..'
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A colorful light display on the spire of One World Trade tonight #NYC via @maximusupinNYc https://t.co/v2EVjoUzGi
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Trump supporters angry about scene where the Death Star cafeteria runs a daily special on "The Best Taco Bowls in the Galaxy" #DumpStarWars
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