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@curtisbigman   ·  14 Dec 2016
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1. Bullshit-o-meter #GiftIdeasForPoliticians
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@curtisbigman   ·  14 Dec 2016
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A better hiding place for Saddam Hussein #GiftIdeasForPoliticians
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@curtisbigman   ·  14 Dec 2016
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If I could go back in time I would undo meeting those people Who came so close to extinguishing the flame of my Enthusiasm
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@curtisbigman   ·  14 Dec 2016
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A special place in hell #GiftIdeasForPoliticians
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@curtisbigman   ·  14 Dec 2016
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@curtisbigman   ·  14 Dec 2016
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#GiftIdeasForPoliticians Willie Wonka-style candies revealing their sins
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@curtisbigman   ·  14 Dec 2016
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#GiftIdeasForPoliticians For them to stand in other people's shoes & get the real feel on lacking basic human needs #ActualRealityNotVirtual
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@curtisbigman   ·  14 Dec 2016
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A revolver with 6 chambers and 1 bullet #GiftIdeasForPoliticians
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@curtisbigman   ·  14 Dec 2016
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Bullets in the brain #GiftIdeasForPoliticians
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@curtisbigman   ·  14 Dec 2016
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In 20 min on the free @HashtagRoundup app, play a game with @FastLaugh @HashtagZoo and special host @nationallampoon. https://t.co/sJtY39QQey
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@curtisbigman   ·  14 Dec 2016
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#InformTheElectors that #GiftIdeasForPoliticians should included lie detectors EVERY TIME THEY MAKE A CAMPAIGN PROMISE https://t.co/QaV9Uno6BQ
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@curtisbigman   ·  14 Dec 2016
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#GiftIdeasForPoliticians A "Get Out Of Jail Free Card". Oh wait, they get that every year. I'll get back to you.
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@curtisbigman   ·  14 Dec 2016
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A safe, unconnected big red button they can press at home. #giftideasforpoliticians
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@curtisbigman   ·  14 Dec 2016
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#GiftIdeasForPoliticians capacity to work well with others...to come up with sane solutions to pressing problems The Rest of Us face
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@curtisbigman   ·  14 Dec 2016
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#GiftIdeasForPoliticians shit, this is an easy one... LIE DETECTORS! https://t.co/e8OLekFs9I
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@curtisbigman   ·  14 Dec 2016
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#GiftIdeasForPoliticians A polygraph, a confession booth complete with a priest and a deep look into their past (personal and political).
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@curtisbigman   ·  14 Dec 2016
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Anything is fine for me ... a missle, submarine or jet and I'm good! #GiftIdeasForPoliticians
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@curtisbigman   ·  14 Dec 2016
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An army of enraged citizens with guns #GiftIdeasForPoliticians
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@curtisbigman   ·  18 Dec 2016
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The hot dog in my microwave. #BlewUpLikeCeeLosPhone
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@curtisbigman   ·  18 Dec 2016
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#ThingsYouCanDoToAMooseOnTuesdayInCanada find out his recipe for poutine
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@curtisbigman   ·  18 Dec 2016
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@curtisbigman   ·  18 Dec 2016
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Okay last ones for a bit: If anyone needs pep talks, I'm here for five minutes.
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@curtisbigman   ·  18 Dec 2016
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#BlewUpLikeCeeLosPhone Santas coke habit since Thursday. Sorry kids =P
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@curtisbigman   ·  18 Dec 2016
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@curtisbigman   ·  18 Dec 2016
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@curtisbigman   ·  18 Dec 2016
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#WheneverIFeelAfraid I grab some Ben & Jerry's. Now in NEW: ImPeachMint https://t.co/Oab7iWcY2Z
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@curtisbigman   ·  18 Dec 2016
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We're ALL waiting, @realDonaldTrump - we know @IvankaTrump isn't there to stop you. #Meltdown https://t.co/xKD326VIl1
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@curtisbigman   ·  18 Dec 2016
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#OfficePartyDosAndDonts Do go to the party. Drink 2 very dry martinis. Remember--martinis are like breasts: 1 is not enough & 3 is too many.
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@curtisbigman   ·  18 Dec 2016
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She #BlewUpLikeCeeLosPhone when I told her to relax
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@curtisbigman   ·  18 Dec 2016
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It didn't take much for me to #BlewUpLikeCeeLosPhone when I was a kid https://t.co/JsaLiUalat
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