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Pour me some more wine #MyLastWordsIn5Words
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Coughing Bad #ElderlyTVShows @midnight
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#OscarsSoWhite actually, how many black ppl were nominated for Nobel Prize? Mb they didn't do anything for that?
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Dude, Where Is My Kidney? #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithABodyPart
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Attack on Pearl Harmurrr #MakeHistoryCute @midnight
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Cuban Missile Holiday #MakeHistoryCute @midnight
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'@keriquattlebaum and what about dogs? I'm gonna have 6'
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'@keriquattlebaum well, not only if you replace cats with dogs because of allergy �'
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'@keriquattlebaum and cuz I don't love cats. Fluffy bastsrds �'
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It is my ovulation today #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words
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'@keriquattlebaum @geedropsthemic my dog brings me squirrels as a gift. And he is a LABRADOR!'
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'@geedropsthemic @keriquattlebaum 6 is perfect'
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Could you pay forward, please #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words
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You drink the vodka.. I'll eat the ice.. And we will have the perfect kiss..
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What the hell is #вкнелагай Looks like Russians are gonna kill everyone
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What the hell is #вкнелагай ?! Looks like Russians are gonna kill everyone
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'@DrYellowTree rlly?! you are spamming woldwide trends cuz your social network doesn't work?'
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My wishlist http://t.co/Nd1Oqgv5vc
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My Milkshake is Gluten-Free #MakeEverySongASadOne
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sometimes u just need to eat an entire pizza
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