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#BlackPickupLines I don’t want to rob you I just wanna your phone number
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Road trip!!! ���������������� #EmojiAWeekend
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I close my � and I � that �, each ⏰ finding: The more �� I meet the more I � my � #EmojiAWeekend
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I'm so tired. I just want to have a rest… #DumbGenieWishes
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I'm so serious #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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I'm not lucky boy #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident I wasn't U.S. citizen for all my life, but may be I'll become California gov.?
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Thanks I don’t drink #OppositeDay
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#AllWentWrongWhen I watched Harry Potter and sorcerer's stone
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#AllWentWrongWhen I realized I was in the wrong class for the whole year
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#AllWentWrongWhen I bought cocaine and a gun
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#AllWentWrongWhen refugees came to Europe
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#AllWentWrongWhen Nirvana stop
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#AllWentWrongWhen I tried to repeat the scene from American Pie
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#AllWentWrongWhen I thought that chick sexer was exactly the job I wanted
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#AllWentWrongWhen my wife asked "soooo, what do you think?" while I was watching #nflcountdown
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#AllWentWrongWhen I summoned an evil spirit on a ouija board. Lost all my best friends to fluke accidents & now I'm in a mental facility.
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#FallDepressionReasons my brother is gay
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#MyPreWorkoutRoutine watching anything with Tom hardy. Well it gets me hot and sweaty...
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calling Obama #MyPreWorkOutRoutine
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#InKindergartenILearned to NEVER take a shit at school. Ever! Everyone just climbs up the adjoining cubicles to laugh at you. No escape
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