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@dannythehappies   ·  25 Jan 2016
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You come across some strange posts on twitter at 6am.
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@dannythehappies   ·  25 Jan 2016
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Please, Don't Join Twitter...DONT!!!!#5WordsForAFriend
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@dannythehappies   ·  1 Feb 2016
#ItTurnedAwkward When I forgot to close a tab
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@dannythehappies   ·  28 Mar 2016
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@dannythehappies   ·  28 Mar 2016
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#ToBeHonestIJust turned into a magical flying cat
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@dannythehappies   ·  28 Mar 2016
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#ToBeHonestIJust climb into some cold water https://t.co/BaZbPD4Zx2
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@dannythehappies   ·  28 Mar 2016
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@dannythehappies   ·  28 Mar 2016
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#ToBeHonestIJust stinkered...while he was big spoon. #AnotherMilestoneInTheRelationship
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@dannythehappies   ·  28 Mar 2016
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Invents a strap for chip bags so you can strap them to your face. Presents to Shark Tank. Becomes a Millionaire. Runs for President 2020.
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@dannythehappies   ·  27 Apr 2016
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NSU Supermax (Posterbuch DIN A4 quer): NSU Max war eines der populärsten 250er Motorräder der 1950er https://t.co/hKIysqyiUH 27.04 11:00
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@dannythehappies   ·  27 Apr 2016
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Dr. Allah Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb #ISISaMovie
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@dannythehappies   ·  27 Apr 2016
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Mad Max: Road to Jihad #ISISaMovie
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@dannythehappies   ·  27 Apr 2016
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Jihadi John Wick #ISISaMovie
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@dannythehappies   ·  27 Apr 2016
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20 Feet From jihad #ISISaMovie
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@dannythehappies   ·  2 May 2016
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I withhold sex from my wife unless she refers to me as "Oh Great Viking Warrior" #HowIGoBIG
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@dannythehappies   ·  2 May 2016
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#IWishItWasIllegalTo fake slang. Sheesh, it seems so false, ma niggaz.
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@dannythehappies   ·  2 May 2016
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#IWishItWasIllegalTo end every phrase started with "who" with "let the dogs out"
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@dannythehappies   ·  2 May 2016
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#IWishItWasIllegalTo not tell me I'm beautiful at least once a day (yes everyone)
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@dannythehappies   ·  23 May 2016
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You're all about "family values" #SignsYouAreAmerican https://t.co/OC9l0lWVUh
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@dannythehappies   ·  23 May 2016
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#SignsYouAreAmerican You drive on the right side of the road
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@dannythehappies   ·  23 May 2016
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You refer to oppression as religious freedom. #SignsYouAreAmerican
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@dannythehappies   ·  23 May 2016
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You have more than seven guns under your pillow. #SignsYouAreAmerican
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@dannythehappies   ·  23 May 2016
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#SignsYouAreAmerican you have your own american dream
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@dannythehappies   ·  23 May 2016
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#SignsYouAreAmerican you will live forever in case you are rich https://t.co/RobIz2gyKB
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@dannythehappies   ·  23 May 2016
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#SignsYouAreAmerican You've used your gun as a dildo.
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@dannythehappies   ·  23 May 2016
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#SignsYouAreAmerican people think there's something wrong with you when you say you don't have a TV at home
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@dannythehappies   ·  23 May 2016
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You can't name the three branches of your government #SignsYouAreAmerican
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@dannythehappies   ·  23 May 2016
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You invite your rabbi to your quinceanera ... #SignsYouAreAmerican https://t.co/ChhTRjFXRU
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@dannythehappies   ·  23 May 2016
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#SignsYouAreAmerican you put some respeck on it https://t.co/YUM0g8QGtk
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@dannythehappies   ·  23 May 2016
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Obsession with reality tv is shameful #SignsYouAreAmerican
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