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@dannythehappies   ·  22 Dec 2016
Toilet paper binoculars or paper towel telescope. #LastMinuteGifts2016
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@dannythehappies   ·  22 Dec 2016
#SometimesTwitterMakesMe realize that it's not just me, everyone hates everyone.
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@dannythehappies   ·  22 Dec 2016
#lastminutegifts2016 A handwritten coupon for a "Free Hug"
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@dannythehappies   ·  22 Dec 2016
Starbucks gift card #LastMinuteGifts2016
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@dannythehappies   ·  22 Dec 2016
Lotto ticket #LastMinuteGifts2016
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@dannythehappies   ·  22 Dec 2016
A coupon book. #LastMinuteGifts2016
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@dannythehappies   ·  22 Dec 2016
#SometimesTwitterMakesMe show where on the doll that Facebook touched me. @CPC_Tags420
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@dannythehappies   ·  26 Dec 2016
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#WhateverYouDoDont say "I'm laying down". You LIE down, you lay *something* down. It's "I'm LYING down!"
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@dannythehappies   ·  26 Dec 2016
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Korede Bello – Jingle Bell (Prod By Altims) \| https://t.co/t8zSUPuueM https://t.co/NoBUxaAUu6
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@dannythehappies   ·  26 Dec 2016
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#RatherHaveTheBoxThan nothing at all . Everyone loves gifts people. Send us more gifts.#merrychristmas #HappyHolidays https://t.co/3cGIRTVahZ
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@dannythehappies   ·  26 Dec 2016
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@dannythehappies   ·  26 Dec 2016
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@dannythehappies   ·  26 Dec 2016
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#ChristmasAftermath The irremediable leftover guilt from this episode. https://t.co/UdRIIEPPnq
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@dannythehappies   ·  26 Dec 2016
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Waiting forball the #ChristmasAftermath & boxing day tags https://t.co/TDDyqgWO3h
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@dannythehappies   ·  26 Dec 2016
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What was I thinking hanging all of these lights up? #ChristmasAftermath
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@dannythehappies   ·  26 Dec 2016
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#ChristmasAftermath U realize U can only be fat for six more days, because too shut your Mother up, U said you had a New Years resolution.
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@dannythehappies   ·  26 Dec 2016
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What candy do I eat first. #ChristmasAftermath
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@dannythehappies   ·  26 Dec 2016
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#ChristmasAftermath pulling tinsel from the cat's ass
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@dannythehappies   ·  26 Dec 2016
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#ChristmasAftermath intervention
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@dannythehappies   ·  26 Dec 2016
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@dannythehappies   ·  26 Dec 2016
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#ChristmasAftermath lopsided leftovers. Lots of carrots and Mash potatoes but hardly any gravy and stuffing
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@dannythehappies   ·  26 Dec 2016
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Are you taken Me:yes, taken for granted #ChristmasAftermath
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@dannythehappies   ·  26 Dec 2016
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@dannythehappies   ·  26 Dec 2016
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#ChristmasAftermath Working on my day off because of George Michael ...
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@dannythehappies   ·  26 Dec 2016
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#ChristmasAftermath no one is ready to clean the flat https://t.co/UHeYapBgIX
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@dannythehappies   ·  26 Dec 2016
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Sunburn + mild fever + flight back to the cold. #ChristmasAftermath
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@dannythehappies   ·  26 Dec 2016
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@dannythehappies   ·  26 Dec 2016
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Loading back my moods #ChristmasAftermath
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@dannythehappies   ·  26 Dec 2016
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#ChristmasAftermath my dildo is lost
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@dannythehappies   ·  26 Dec 2016
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#ChristmasAftermath Deciding whether to put the used Christmas wrap in the recycle bin or the trash bin...
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