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They say I dey smoke too much They say I dey fuck too much #ReasonsIAintInARelationship
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#ReasonsIAintInARelationship **looks in the mirror ** Ooh Yeah, that's why.
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#ReasonsIAintInARelationship I can't date the Internet I can't date my favorite celebrity I can't date myself I can't date music
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#TwitterCanBeABit waste of sleep hours
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im the sheriff who flew hundreds of miles to dare a bunch of women to fight me and instead they just laughed at me https://t.co/DDmuMhfNuX
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Finally, make an honest woman of Vanna White. Pat Sajak is president now, right? #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList invite Theresa May over for a nice Brexit. Some juice, French toast, sausage, maybe some hash browns.
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList 1) Buy all media outlets 2) Fire all journalists 3) Remove all sanctions against Russia 4) Find & destroy pee tape
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList Milk Eggs Soda Butter Bread.....er sorry wrong list here! Make a monster that will defeat the Power Rangers....
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList 1. Buy hounds 2. Release hounds 3. Buy more hounds
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Replace Obamacare and then replace Mike Pence's deodorant spray with an air horn to liven things up #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList as a President I would play hashtag games the first 100 days..and next 4 years https://t.co/db1prwTOBu
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Cancel SNL, put CNN off the air, piss off the world #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
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1. Don't sob uncontrollably in public 2. Keep Prozac prescription refilled 3. Don't taste his food #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList kill all the Rebels
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Recount the first 100 days so that it's actually 1,000,000 days, the biggest first 100 days in the history of ever. #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
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#thefirst100daystodolist Not build a wall but tell supporters he was speaking metaphorically
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList: Redo Michelle Obama's failed White House garden.
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