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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList find the black secret agenda of Bill Clinton... there are a lot of interesting telephone numbers
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList @realDonaldTrump creates #alternativefacts about @AlecBaldwin. Ruins his career. Starts playing himself on @nbcsnl
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Start a reality show called "Keeping up with the First Family" #TheFirst100DaysToDoList
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList get a lot of pens to undo obamas executive orders
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For bonus imaginary non transferable points: Stand, say "Kuala Lumpur" in a cough. Re-sitting: optional. Following inane orders: optional.
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList Keep Kelly happy and spunky... Ahh! Get Ivanka to design Kelly doll!(ready for x-mas?) https://t.co/SQX79fZ7Bf
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You're a mean one Mr Trump #TheFirst100DaysToDoList Don't be Greedy (or a jerk) don't rob the Needy.
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Remind ALL Those Celebrities That Their Campaigning, Marching and Bitching Counted for FUCK ALL! �����#TheFirst100DaysToDoList
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList Change Press Briefing room to tanning salon. Get cable bill put in Barron's name.
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Get rid of the smell of weed from the Whitehouse garden shed. #thefirst100daystodolist
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList Order a false-flag drone strike on myself then declare war on the MACHINES.
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList: Ask Madonna to come in, there's a few things I'd like to ask her about her thoughts on blowing things up.
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#TheFirst100DaysToDoList care about our won country
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed doom doom doom and a boom boom, just shake your rump.
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Los Angeles Charger Vibrator #SexySports @midnight
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed when I called her by the wrong name. @mansizedthumbs
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed when these are the ladies in charge of what I can and can't do with my lady parts.
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed when my wife started asking me to use a condom
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when the aliens DIDn't take Trump #IKnewWeWereDoomed
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed when we split up. Is the basement supposed to smell bad?
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