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[JOB INTERVIEW] {Don't let them know you're a tectonic plate} "What would you say is your biggest fault?" San Andreas?
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Agree to let them share the ATF's Netflix account if they leave #SolutionsToResolveSeditiousOregonOccupation
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Send Nickelback in to play 24/7 outside the door #SolutionsToResolveSeditiousOregonOccupation
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5 yrs ago I was almost killed. Instead of focusing on what I cannot do, I’ve tried to live without limits. https://t.co/zD0Z6FN26A
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'@OctopusCaveman @jlseaback @Tony_Secrest one greatest purple nurple of all fucking time coming up*'
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Is it too soon to be asking for a reboot of "Good Luck, Charlie"?
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Treat them like any other group of Terrorists. #SolutionsToResolveSeditiousOregonOccupation
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Join me & cohosts @googlygirl98 @KeshaTedder @MeaganAldaine @theclobra w/ @HashtagJones1 9amET/6amPT @HashtagRoundup https://t.co/zwLQBwoney
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'@Tony_Secrest @jlseaback @DebIsGone I suddenly feel like we're having a Twitter foursome and everyone else is just watching quietly.'
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But have you tried this thing called deodorant?
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#IfIWasntHashtagging I would be in a poo flinging contest with the monkeys at the zoo
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What is the Mountain of Butterflies? 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know https://t.co/VUjHM52LEe
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El Chapo probably let them capture him so he can escape again and build his street cred a little more. You know.
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I don't even know who my neighbors are. My welcome mat says; 'LEAVE!'
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That day when you realize your neighbors could easily describe you as the quiet neighbor who kept to themself if a news reporter asked.
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1. Chillin' out 2. Maxin' 3. Relaxin, 4. All Cool (Settings on my Fresh Prince of Bel Air Conditioner)
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Everyone else gets this story wrong. I'm showing you facts. Stop ignoring them. @TexasRebel1836 @patechinois1
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You have one job. And that is to live an extraordinary life. - Umair Hague #wisdom
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That point in life when you talk to strippers about their kids and student loans. #adulting
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Neighbor: "The women in our 'hood hate you because you're not married." Me: Retaliates by donning a bikini & fuck me pumps to get the mail.
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.@weconstable @Emphoto21 @TimKcomic I know. I understand you, your gf and your child have it. That's why I am being nice to you.
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LIVE on #Periscope: @Frodeziac @Mr_McStevie at dab life convention #420 glow Bing https://t.co/YCXmhIAH5G
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Seahawks should've ran the ball.
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#IfTwitterWasntAThing I'd probably still be taking up a room at the asylum.
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'@Tony_Secrest @MustBeTheMeds he didn't block me, he must still want to drug and rape me'
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We are doing our bit in having a positive impact on the environment. All our waste glass and mount board is recycled. #womeninbiz
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