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@dominicvalent   ·  19 Dec 2016
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When your mom announces that she's bringing sexy back. #ThingsYouCantIgnore https://t.co/yiAZn50baj
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@dominicvalent   ·  19 Dec 2016
Psychedelic Kitty #ThingsYouCantIgnore You're welcome https://t.co/oi5s3vyQz6
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@dominicvalent   ·  19 Dec 2016
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#ThingsYouCantIgnore Trump University, pussy grabbing president elect, DNC rigging primary, real fake news, melanomas, sarcomas...
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@dominicvalent   ·  19 Dec 2016
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#ThingsYouCantIgnore Your dog or cat bum scooting across your floor https://t.co/1hx4UEcdWA
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@dominicvalent   ·  19 Dec 2016
#ThingsYouCantIgnore It drives my Mom nuts when someone doesn't answer their phone. She can't ignore a ringing phone no matter…
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@dominicvalent   ·  19 Dec 2016
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@dominicvalent   ·  19 Dec 2016
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The popcorn hull stuck in the back of your throat. #ThingsYouCantIgnore
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@dominicvalent   ·  19 Dec 2016
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Why am I always judged by my looks and not my billions of college hours and 18 diplomas? #MusingsFromBarbiesDiary
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@dominicvalent   ·  19 Dec 2016
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@dominicvalent   ·  19 Dec 2016
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#MusingsFromBarbiesDiary Cindy what a horrible cun� I give up
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@dominicvalent   ·  19 Dec 2016
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Dear Diary, When am I going to meet a guy who isn't superficial? #MusingsFromBarbiesDiary
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@dominicvalent   ·  19 Dec 2016
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#MusingsFromBarbiesDiary Mad at my contractor. Malibu beach house has only 3 sides.
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@dominicvalent   ·  19 Dec 2016
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A hungry cat at 5am. #ThingsYouCantIgnore
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@dominicvalent   ·  19 Dec 2016
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#MusingsFromBarbiesDiary No clothes on and stuffed in a shoe box, day 3277.
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@dominicvalent   ·  19 Dec 2016
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That huge whitehead on the tip of your nose #ThingsYoucantIgnore
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@dominicvalent   ·  19 Dec 2016
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Your own death #ThingsYouCantIgnore
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@dominicvalent   ·  19 Dec 2016
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@dominicvalent   ·  19 Dec 2016
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#ThingsYouCantIgnore women who are prettier than you are
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@dominicvalent   ·  19 Dec 2016
#ThingsYouCantIgnore Donald trump is president.... whhhhaaaattt?
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@dominicvalent   ·  19 Dec 2016
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#ThingsYouCantIgnore YOUR STOMACH GROWLING AT YOU !
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@dominicvalent   ·  19 Dec 2016
#ThingsYoucantIgnore The Constitution of United States of America
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@dominicvalent   ·  19 Dec 2016
The pain, as you step on legos left out by your children #ThingsYouCantIgnore
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@dominicvalent   ·  19 Dec 2016
Large quantities of cheese #ThingsYouCantIgnore https://t.co/DpMwcGEL9j
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@dominicvalent   ·  19 Dec 2016
Me, when I'm trying...
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@dominicvalent   ·  19 Dec 2016
#ThingsYouCantIgnore A grizzly bear in your Y-fronts.
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@dominicvalent   ·  19 Dec 2016
The raging boner protruding from your pants. Camel toe. Erect nipples. A dead body. Mistletoe. That last piece of cake. #ThingsYouCantIgnore
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@dominicvalent   ·  19 Dec 2016
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