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@dominicvalent   ·  26 Dec 2016
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Not in the family testament anymore #ChristmasAftermath
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@dominicvalent   ·  26 Dec 2016
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#ChristmasAftermath intervention
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@dominicvalent   ·  26 Dec 2016
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#ChristmasAftermath Stuck sewing the outfit I didn't get as a gift https://t.co/LFLKrZzZwl
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@dominicvalent   ·  26 Dec 2016
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#ChristmasAftermath realizing you invited your in laws to stay throughout the New Year, so you'd have a free babysitter
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@dominicvalent   ·  26 Dec 2016
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Are you taken Me:yes, taken for granted #ChristmasAftermath
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@dominicvalent   ·  26 Dec 2016
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#ChristmasAftermath you realize you took a day off from Hashtagging, but the game continued without you.
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@dominicvalent   ·  26 Dec 2016
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'Get off me! I can't breathe!' ~ The treadmill at the gym #ChristmasAftermath
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@dominicvalent   ·  26 Dec 2016
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My scale is begging for mercy. #ChristmasAftermath https://t.co/gUnej38bXK
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@dominicvalent   ·  26 Dec 2016
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#Christmasaftermath. Waking up thinking why do I have mistletoe tied to my pecker.
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@dominicvalent   ·  26 Dec 2016
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#Christmasaftermath. Keep looking naked on an angle In the mirror and think I still look thin after 100 beers since the early weekend.
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@dominicvalent   ·  26 Dec 2016
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#ChristmasAftermath *month later* what the he'll stinks in the Tupperware at the back of the fridge?
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@dominicvalent   ·  26 Dec 2016
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#ChristmasAftermath next year I will prepare in advance https://t.co/tDvrlMhywN
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@dominicvalent   ·  26 Dec 2016
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#ChristmasAftermath > Xmas afterbirth.
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@dominicvalent   ·  26 Dec 2016
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Loading back my moods #ChristmasAftermath
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@dominicvalent   ·  26 Dec 2016
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Today is refund/exchange day. #ChristmasAftermath
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@dominicvalent   ·  26 Dec 2016
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Weight gain, heartburn, permanent fatigue, kitchen a mess. I love it ��� #ChristmasAftermath
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@dominicvalent   ·  26 Dec 2016
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#ChristmasAftermath I don’t need to buy socks for the next 12 months https://t.co/qPtWTHSHnK
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@dominicvalent   ·  26 Dec 2016
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Time for a long winter's nap #ChristmasAftermath
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@dominicvalent   ·  26 Dec 2016
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I hear someone outside with a power tool. #noenergy #ChristmasAftermath Tomorrow is yard day!
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@dominicvalent   ·  26 Dec 2016
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I can hide the novelty jumper away now the relatives have gone. #ChristmasAftermath
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@dominicvalent   ·  26 Dec 2016
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#ChristmasAftermath Who's open on Boxing day I need a plunger
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@dominicvalent   ·  26 Dec 2016
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#ChristmasAftermath Deciding which gifts I received would make good house gifts for any after Christmas parties I may be invited to...
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@dominicvalent   ·  26 Dec 2016
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Explaining that #BoxingDay is not some Fight Club-esque thing #ChristmasAftermath
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@dominicvalent   ·  26 Dec 2016
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No! My belt size is Not EQUATOR!!! Boo-hoo!#ChristmasAftermath
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@dominicvalent   ·  26 Dec 2016
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I have no reason to yell "It's a Christmas Miracle!" today. But I don't have the same amount of wine in my system either #ChristmasAftermath
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@dominicvalent   ·  26 Dec 2016
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#Christmasaftermath Remembering George Michael https://t.co/Bz0voiF4c2
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@dominicvalent   ·  26 Dec 2016
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To be fair, this is what the "Alt-Right" calls "White Genocide" these days. https://t.co/RWzq3zpnWb
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@dominicvalent   ·  26 Dec 2016
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#ChristmasAftermath The damn pine needles all over the place! https://t.co/fApCe97ln4
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@dominicvalent   ·  26 Dec 2016
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#ChristmasAftermath damage control week after calling Trump's voters stupid when I wasn't drunk yet https://t.co/y2VPjl9rVO
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@dominicvalent   ·  26 Dec 2016
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Put on pants for the first time in 3 days. Telling myself they always fit this tight. #ChristmasAftermath
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