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What would you do first? save your child or take a photo? #ThingsNotToDoAtTheZoo https://t.co/xnxjOdwuW2
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#ThingsNotToDoAtTheZoo Shoot innocent animals because of negligent parents �
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#ThingsNotToDoAtTheZoo Causing controversy and making people brainstorming on whether gorilla's life's more valuable than a kid's life
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#ThingsNotToDoAtTheZoo yell at the lion "Why did you kill Mufasa, you, dickhead!!!"
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut most of them are already married with at least one child � https://t.co/wvJ8nC3EXk
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut they are past-due on their friendship payments! How am I supposed to keep the friend lights on? https://t.co/btohg1QMFX
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut they make fun of my Twitter addiction and mock me by prefacing everything with 'hashtag.' #OkayItsKindaFunny
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut liquor is quicker (That phrase always works after "but")
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut If they are keeping Reese's or Peanut M&Ms away from me, I may have to rethink some things.
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut hate it when they stare on their phones instead of talking https://t.co/IHDYzlvl0C
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RT @Pheramuse: #IAmSickenedBy being judged before someone even knows me
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I HATE to smell like food, after a meal, I MUST wash my hands... It grosses me out if my hands smell like food �� #BizarreConfessions
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#IAmSickenedBy the first week of school. Because I have 3 kids and they become walking Petri dishes in September. @ShutUpAmanda
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#IAmSickenedBy decaf tea that tastes gross. :c
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"Good point. I'm convinced." - no one on Twitter
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Thank you for all the material you've provided me to use across social media. #Note2MyMother
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I can never blame you for not being able to give me everything I ever wanted. I know you gave me all you had #Note2MyMother
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#Note2MyMother: Send me another friend request and I'll delete your Facebook account. Love, Son #2
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