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there is no monogamy when it comes to twitter crushes. It should just be called twitter slushes.
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My wife is a social butterfly. Me ? I'm in the cocoon stage... waiting for my metamorphosis. Just a hunch, but it may never come.
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'@hairoftrump I love your freaking Handel I can't remember when I laughed so hard'
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Serial killing and chill? - Dexter probably
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#ImProtestingBecause eating delicious , fatty foods made me fat. There should've been a warning label.... Preferably made out of cheese.
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Be brave and say the simple, sweet things on your mind. #KindnessMatters
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You're weird and creepy and lack basic social skills. I want to lick your face.
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#ImProtestingBecause I support complete and total anarchy. Until it gets too crazy. Then I'm out. Um...I think I want my laws back.
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I just want to be able to flip forward a few chapters so I know it's going to be okay again.
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I'm great at letting things go. *holds balloon string in hand tighter* Him: ...are you going to let it go? YOU LET IT GO!
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#ImStillLookingFor this L for meek mill, I know I put it somewhere....
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This wine tastes like bad decisions with a slight hint of oak and vanilla.
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Oops. Forgot to go to church
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Oh yes. 2003 Vintage Chardonnay. Delicious. *chugs out of the bottle*
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If I'm eating bacon and you ask me "Is that bacon?" We can't be friends.
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I'm pregnant #WaysToTrollYourBoss
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#WorstApologies sorry but I did it because I hate you
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#TheWorldNeedsArtBecause you need a place for dating
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#TheWorldNeedsArtBecause you can take photos of me
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#TheWorldNeedsArtBecause your smile isn't as good as Mona's
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#TheWorldNeedsArtBecause it's the only thing I truly love to do. Lately, I wake up excited to write
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#TheWorldNeedsArtBecause I need a reason to pose naked in front of all these college students.
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'@ShutUpAmanda because you look so often At whatever's hunting you.... Sweet dreams....'
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'@sophie_diddles @AustinStKloud The very same question was asked before the pasta incident of '48. Some things are best left unsolved...'
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