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Difficult for Chris Christie during #blizzard2016, trying to run NJ while everyone is trying to cut him open & crawl inside for warmth.
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I'm cutting back on Twitter due to real life/hectic time difference. Will be here when I am able to �
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'@hashtag_sally @Dubzzzinyaface Always a pleasure! As long as there is a Tag to be Hashed, I will be there. Probably late.'
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Sorry for not retweeting you, it's just, I really wanted to wait like 8 minutes and steal your joke... #WorstApologies @YahBoiSelfie
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#WorstApologies i'm sorry that I never had sexual relations with that woman...oh, wait...I mean... https://t.co/wuHkLsjQkR
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#ItTurnedAwkwardWhen you said you didn't like mickey mouse https://t.co/4gQwNc8nFt https://t.co/2FZXoSOWlG
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#ItTurnedAwkwardWhen I almost shot my Dad @WorldOfHashtags @AndyHashtagger @GiselleEvns https://t.co/D9CDfz1zwj
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#ItTurnedAwkwardWhen cops started to kill people
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#ItTurnedAwkwardWhen Even your own daughter is repulsed by you. @tedcruz #awkward https://t.co/aNtntIZ3d9
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#BeneathMySuitOfArmor I'm not budging until the Pandorica opens, because I'm a Roman-tic. @bbcdoctorwho https://t.co/h1vlldDTIw
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#BeneathMySuitOfArmor is my @MADmagazine collection. It makes an excellent layer of insulation against the cold. https://t.co/tMvZVlCSVm
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