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#IGotNobelPrizeFor having both 6 cats AND private life
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#IGotNobelPrizeFor the discovery of TV channels I don't pay for
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#IGotNobelPrizeFor my contribution to procrastination research
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Spam it #UnwrittenDMRules
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If I gave you my bank account number or phone number via DM that was not my actual bank account number or phone number #UnwrittenDMRules
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Read my bio first. Then think about if I want you to tell me about Jesus. #UnwrittenDMRules
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Don't take a photo of your credit card both sides if someone asks #UnwrittenDMRules https://t.co/QEfIVtrSSh
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#IBurstThroughTheDoorAnd found where All the bots hang out. Be afraid, be very afraid!!!
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#IBurstThroughTheDoorAnd said "I'm running for president, I don't care that I am not qualified!"
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#IBurstThroughTheDoorAnd did a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight...unh..get down tonight!
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#IBurstThroughTheDoorAnd I realized I was in the wrong house. so I apologized like a Canadian and left
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I put on a red dress, then #IBurstThroughTheDoorAnd offered everyone Kool Aid. No one wanted any. It was a disappointment.
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#IBurstThroughTheDoorAnd said something hateful about a whole race of people. https://t.co/70Tc7Bctwu
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#IBurstThroughTheDoorAnd found it was just my wife enjoying her favourite snack, not having coitus with the gardner at all... this time!
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#IBurstThroughTheDoorAnd it was Girl Scout Cookie time again. I gave her money to buy the rest of her uniform. https://t.co/ouSLhUGtbU
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'@hairoftrump shit happens'
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#IBurstThroughTheDoorAnd all hell broke loose ... Blah Blah Blah Blaaah -Boobs \0/ https://t.co/P4rrKXEOHx
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#IBurstThroughTheDoorAnd saw your mistress. Now I don't know where to hide dead body. https://t.co/WnOrU6r8vV
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#IBurstThroughTheDoorAnd started thinking about life sense
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