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#2017survivaltips Drink when you're thirsty. Eat when you're hungry. Don't wear socks with sandals.
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#2017SurvivalTips Steal Cattle and hide them underground until they give birth to unmarked cattle. Put marked dead cattle in the freezer.
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Illegal aliens... #InsultingMovies
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#WhatIWouldTellA15YearOldMe Your life is gonna be trash... Oh wait #HappyBirthday
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#WhatIWouldTellA15YearOldMe you're still growing and learning. You don't have to have everything figured out
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#WhatIWouldTellA15YearOldMe Don't grow up its a trap
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You'll still quote Tim Burton's Batman when you're 42. "Do you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?" #WhatIWouldTellA15YearOldMe
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You're perfect just the way you are. Block out the hate and be stubborn. Things will get better! #WhatIWouldTellA15YearOldMe
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#WhatIWouldTellA15YearOldMe Your punky spikey pink and yellow hair may be 'hard' now but you will laugh at yourself when you're 51.
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#WhatIWouldTellA15YearOldMe Those "Best friends" you got , are gonna start bullying you soon, and it will be depressing. Prepare yourself.
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#WhatIWouldTellA15YearOldMe cuatah jangan babal kan masuk pre-u jua... smh
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#WhatIWouldTellA15YearOldMe Momma Ain't Raise No Bitch...
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#IHaveADreamThat I will see us moving towards equality for all Americans.... again
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#IHaveADreamThat. One day we will bring back bullying,it was so much fun.
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#IHaveADreamThat racists of all kinds and colors will fuck off out of my country
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#IHaveADreamThat I'd find a special one who will treat me as Obama and Biden do each other https://t.co/LaOYw8c6ax
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#IHaveADreamThat I can buy a small flat in London. Sorry. I know that's INSANE.
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#IHaveADreamThat ppl stop using the term 'sensitive snowflake' ... it's soooooo 2016 (and kinda stupid)
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#IHaveADreamThat ALL American citizens have the same access to a fair education! #ItStartsHere
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#IHaveADreamThat daughters of the new generation will have equal pay: equal respect: and equal Social Security if they decide to be SAHMs
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#IHaveADreamThat people will actually start following the teachings of great individuals such as #MLK
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#IHaveADreamThat my mother was a massive crow and was asking me why I was single at 35 in French while stuffing my mouth with worms.
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#IHaveADreamThat one day guards won't be watching the duty free- then liquor no matter its color, proof or age will find its way to my home
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#OtherThingsToDoIn6Seconds Get fired.
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Watch 2/3 of a Vine #OtherThingsToDoIn6Seconds
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