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@elianlindsey   ·  15 Feb 2017
#HowToLoseYourJob 4 day weekends...every weekend.
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@elianlindsey   ·  15 Feb 2017
#HowToLoseYourJob log on to the website and change the opening hours so you can have a lie in
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@elianlindsey   ·  15 Feb 2017
Grab all the pussy you can get your hands on. #HowToLoseYourJob https://t.co/kiAaTr4JGG
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@elianlindsey   ·  15 Feb 2017
Show endless baby pics to your boss #HowToLoseYourJob
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@elianlindsey   ·  15 Feb 2017
#HowToLoseYourJob Set a campfire on your office table and call cavemans to join you.
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@elianlindsey   ·  15 Feb 2017
#HowToLoseYourJob call in sick with the cocktail flu :) https://t.co/KAFv7ga67a
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@elianlindsey   ·  15 Feb 2017
#HowToLoseYourJob Change the fire drill to a Battle Royale / Hunger games event https://t.co/iXIS0i4IzP
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@elianlindsey   ·  15 Feb 2017
#HowToLoseYourJob conduct drug deals in the drive thru, hook your dealer up with free food, store drugs in office filing cabinet.
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@elianlindsey   ·  15 Feb 2017
#HowToLoseYourJob Ass-less chaps on casual Friday https://t.co/UaIrrUER43
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@elianlindsey   ·  15 Feb 2017
#HowToLoseYourJob call Russia
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@elianlindsey   ·  15 Feb 2017
Tell your boss he smells funny. #HowToLoseYourJob
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@elianlindsey   ·  15 Feb 2017
Answering this tweet right now, if he walks in my office #HowToLoseYourJob
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@elianlindsey   ·  15 Feb 2017
Let out a massive sigh every time you are asked to do something #HowToLoseYourJob https://t.co/RHXoqY87YI
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@elianlindsey   ·  15 Feb 2017
#HowToLoseYourJob Talk about your boss on Twitter
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@elianlindsey   ·  15 Feb 2017
#HowToLoseYourJob Boss your boss around
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@elianlindsey   ·  15 Feb 2017
#HowToLoseYourJob get drunk and do stupid things on a live New Years Eve broadcast on any channel but CNN.
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@elianlindsey   ·  15 Feb 2017
Put it next to the remote control. #HowToLoseYourJob
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@elianlindsey   ·  16 Feb 2017
'@midnight In The Garden of Good and Evil #OneWordOffBooks @midnight'
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@elianlindsey   ·  16 Feb 2017
The Lion, the Witch and the Bathrobe #OneWordOffBooks @midnight
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@elianlindsey   ·  16 Feb 2017
'@midnight The Fault in our Starbursts #OneWordOffBooks'
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@elianlindsey   ·  16 Feb 2017
'@midnight James And The Giant Peach Schnapps #OneWordOffBooks https://t.co/y4s2fYc9A5'
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@elianlindsey   ·  16 Feb 2017
#OneWordOffBooks @midnight Scratcher in the Rye
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@elianlindsey   ·  16 Feb 2017
The Insiders #OneWordOffBooks @midnight
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@elianlindsey   ·  16 Feb 2017
Toby's Dick #OneWordOffBooks @midnight
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@elianlindsey   ·  22 Feb 2017
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@elianlindsey   ·  22 Feb 2017
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You don't have to go home but you can't stay here #RejectedStatueOfLibertySigns
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@elianlindsey   ·  22 Feb 2017
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TRUMP INTERNATIONAL HOTELS Now Accepting Mastercard and Visa #RejectedStatueOfLibertySigns
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@elianlindsey   ·  22 Feb 2017
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Places for colored - turn left to Mexico #RejectedStatueOfLibertySigns
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@elianlindsey   ·  22 Feb 2017
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Give me liberty or give me meth. #RejectedStatueOfLibertySigns
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@elianlindsey   ·  22 Feb 2017
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#RejectedStatueOfLibertySigns Trump said I was only a 4, what say you?
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