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#IWishItWasIllegalTo have to deal with more than three idiots a day at work
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#IWishItWasIllegalTo Cut hospital treatment. Look at all of these poor people https://t.co/amFLZgBCUd
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Our hashtag game hosted by @GiselleEvns and @DanaGeezus is #HowToMakeAManGay I bet they know how to do it
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#HowToMakeAManGay tell him what women really talk about when there are no men around
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#HowToMakeAManGay smile and be friendly, but don’t come on too strong
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#HowToMakeAManGay Freeze him in ice, frame his best friend and make him sign the Sovokia accords.
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Explore☝ the hole� like �Dora the Explorer...... #WheresTheMap� #HowToMakeAManGay�
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Tell him girls like guys in Pink and neon clothes. #HowToMakeAManGay
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Make him listen to Yanni. He'll suck a dick to make it stop. #HowToMakeAManGay https://t.co/5kq8hlWeJO
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#HowToMakeAManGay enter him in a drag queen race where the champ gets a lifetime supply of booze for free
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#HowToMakeAManGay Tell him it will help him pick up more women. Wait? What?
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Insist he attend all baby and bridal showers with you. #HowToMakeAManGay
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut hate to those jealous ass bitches
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut when we are walking together they think I'm just a beggar
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut they all think that the egg came first
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut they think PC games are for loosers
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut all my niggas are still dead
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#ILoveMyFriendsBut I think being on a phone for 8 hours a day is not the thing about me they really love
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Keep getting kicked out of the obstacle course mud hole on 'Spa Day'. #ArmyWomenProblems
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Mayor of Chicago #ObamaNextJob
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Grandpa. Apparently the secret service got too close to his daughters #ObamaNextJob
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Morgan Freeman double #ObamaNextJob
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#ObamaNextJob - Prime Minister of the UK. (Seriously, we'd love to have him.)
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#ObamaNextJob @stardust193 he can replace the gorilla that was shot
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