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#ValentinesDayIn3Words lotion, tissues, & porn
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Cards now $6.97!!!!! #ValentinesDayIn3Words
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#ValentinesDayIn3Words Cheap candy tomorrow
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#MakeTVShowsAustralian @TwitterMoments @midnight ⚡️ “How do you make a television show Australian?” https://t.co/GTER9YPmuz
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#ValentinesDayIn3Words Edible underwear please
Forever alone dinner. #ValentinesDayIn3Words
#ValentinesDayIn3Words dying alone lmao
#HowToEscapeADate go to the wrong bathroom and start taking pictures
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Yodelling the menu is a good start #HowToEscapeADate
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#HowToEscapeADate do you like rape jokes. Also how old is daughter
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#HowToEscapeADate fart loudly and be proud of it
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#HowToEscapeADate if your date is a Trump supporter say you help illegals cross the border https://t.co/EMAX3ZxEZY
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Propose to him. #HowToEscapeADate
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#HowToEscapeADate. Ask if you can just hide a hand in her draw while you are gone.
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#HowToEscapeADate ask if your date wanna see your future kids pictures
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Play Hashtag Game During Working Hours #HowToLoseYourJob
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#HowToLoseYourJob Get caught with your fingers in the till Get caught Robbing with Dave "The Till" Jennings
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Show your porn instead of your presentation #HowToLoseYourJob
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#HowToLoseYourJob Loosely interpret your contract
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Apparently taking notes during Sexual Harassment session is not appreciated. #HowToLoseYourJob
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#HowToLoseYourJob Show up naked* *Unless you're job is a porn star
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Don't give up your dream and you won't have to WORK, actually #HowToLoseYourJob https://t.co/LJdChEY7JV
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Prove your productivity. #HowToLoseYourJob
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#HowToLoseYourJob Shia Labeouf style art installation