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#CaliforniaMovies The Wizard Of Oxnard
Low Bridge #UnlikelyMagic8BallAnswers
#UnlikelyMagic8BallAnswers Yes. I'm sure she's into old dumpy guys with dad jeans and 80's hair... You should totally go for it...
Fuck the rent! #UnlikelyMagic8BallAnswers
#unlikelymagic8ballanswers I would tell you but the #RESISTANCE will protest the answer in your lawn, do you really want that?
Balls Deep! #UnlikelyMagic8BallAnswers
Do I look like Radio Shack? #UnlikelyMagic8BallAnswers
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#WhenIAmOnMyOwnI tend to some extensive personal grooming or "manscaping" as they say.
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#WhenIAmOnMyOwnI sit quietly and stare at my phone and sometimes snort at funny things I see.
Attending my aunt's funeral #4WordGreatIdeas
#4WordGreatIdeas Use Vinegar for stains.
#4WordGreatIdeas Reduce, Reuse, Recycle, Repeat.
#4WordGreatIdeas Grab her from behind !!!
Put #Obama in Chains #4WordGreatIdeas
Do you have any allergies? #makesexawkwardin5words
#MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words Why did I hear snapping?
What the hell's a condom #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words
What is your name again? #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words
I'm sorry what's your name? #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words
Do you need a cab?#MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words
#MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words How cold is the body?
No, Cartoon Network. Grown-ups DID NOT invent Fall. Please bring back the Toon City era! #TweetsFrom10YearsAgo @midnight
Apple just released some sort of garbage phone that doesn't even flip. Nokia is gonna crush them. #TweetsFrom10YearsAgo @midnight
What's a hashtag? @midnight #TweetsFrom10YearsAgo
This Barrack Obama guy has potential #TweetsFrom10YearsAgo @midnight
#TweetsFrom10YearsAgo @midnight I can't believe I'm gonna be 39 this year! WTF?!