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#HowToEscapeADate find out what your date's ethnicity is then pull a racist joke right awway. Laugh out loud and ask if they get it
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Tell him you are a third-wave feminist and you support 'kill all men' thing #HowToEscapeADate https://t.co/00UftaHjYs
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#HowToEscapeADate Ask them if they're interested in God and invite them to your church.
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#HowToEscapeADate Look him dead in the eye and ask "Excuse me, do you happen to have a tampon on you I can barrow?
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Pass them onto an Archeologist. They will date anything #HowToEscapeADate
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#HowToLoseYourJob play hashtag games with @GiselleEvns instead of working
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Don't give up your dream and you won't have to WORK, actually #HowToLoseYourJob https://t.co/LJdChEY7JV
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Remember when Hillary was the "corrupt" candidate?
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#HowToLoseYourJob Butt dial the boss' wife on speaker while you're in a meeting!
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#HowToLoseYourJob log on to the website and change the opening hours so you can have a lie in
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These bathroom bills are so ridiculous. #IStandWithGavin let's hope the Supreme Court does the right thing next month.
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#HowToLoseYourJob Get caught with your fingers in the till Get caught Robbing with Dave "The Till" Jennings
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Apparently taking notes during Sexual Harassment session is not appreciated. #HowToLoseYourJob
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